Sinn
6 Things I’ll Be Doing Instead of Watching VH1’s Pick-up Artist
My buddy Sinn is keeping a journal of his musings on VH1’s Season 2 of The Pick-up Artist. This made me realize Sinn has a stomach of pure steel.
I can’t stomach that show. In fact, I only made it through 4 episodes of the first season before I vomited. So, here are 6 Things I’ll [...]
Lay Report: Cantalopes
This’ll be a short Lay Report one because I’m so tired, unshaven, haven’t brushed my teeth in over 20 hours and still wearing clothes from yesterday…basically I feel like pooo.
It’s the second night of bootcamp. The first venue was a bit rough for the students so we bounced to a second venue which I have [...]
Lay Report: The Acrobatic Monkey
LR: The Acrobatic Monkey
Sinn and I roll to x-bar and start scoping out sets. I have another girl, HBPlainJane, coming up to see me. Sinn is getting drinks at the bar when two little latin girls come and stand within Proximity AI range. From my peripherals I don’t think they are hot. Sinn brings me [...]
Lay Report: Tastes Kinda Like Snot
This is an extremely graphic Lay Report. If that offends you, go here.
The Strip club was a bust. Earlier in the week I number closed a hot 19-year old cocktail waittress at the best strip club we’ve found so far…so we can’t go back there otherwise she’ll think I’m stalking.
The strippers don’t approach us. Sinn [...]
Lay Report: I – Just – Can’t – Take – It – Any – More!
LR: “I – just – can’t – take – it – any – more!”
Sinn and I hit the venue. It’s friggin’ dead the whole night until about midnight.
I spy a tall brunette (5’ 8” but with heals almost 6’) with a nose ring so I open with the Nose Ring LIO. She smiles immediately [...]
Skepticism vs. The Tools-Skills Mindset
One of the things I look for in friends, business partners and other people I might have recurring social contact with is “The Tools-Skills Mindset.”
Whenever I come across a new technology, idea or theory that claims to be able to accomplish something beneficial, I immediately set about learning How to do it. I really don’t [...]
Lay Report: The Lay Report About Nothing
Yo,
Permit me to ramble.
Got laid last fri. night (another SNL, same night lay). She was an HB7 (in ‘97)…I wouldn’t consider her ugly….wouldn’t consider her cute. Just average and probably in her mid thirties.
It was strange because I literally did nothing to advance the sarge. I didn’t even open her.She opened me.
So, why am I [...]
CJ Makes an Austrasian Cry
The asians here are different, too. Example: They have booties. I’m calling them Austrasians. Again, I believe the above average bootiness is due to the hilly terrain of sydney and the fact that they walk more than americans.
The first bootcamp night I opened a 2set with a really hot slender blonde. Things were going well [...]
