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		<title>Lay Report: Last Call</title>
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Anyway, I had a meeting from 7:00-10:00 and met [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve written a Lay Report. One reason is because I don&#8217;t really learn much from writing them down anymore. At first, when you are learning and practicing a lot it is GREAT, I&#8217;d say even required, in order to get really good.</p>
<p>Anyway, I had a meeting from 7:00-10:00 and met Printer at the standard Thurs. night venue. I think that was the first time I&#8217;ve been there since last November.</p>
<p>Surprisingly, I didn&#8217;t recognize many people. There&#8217;s been a pretty good amount of turnover, which is good.</p>
<p>Printer does his thing of handing me double shots all night long, primarily because I do funny and stupid shit when I&#8217;m drunk. Case in point: We were in Scottsdale Az and about 20 minutes to close I walk over and start talking to a cute girl. She was interested and then abruptly left.</p>
<p>Printer said she looked real interested and asked me what happened. She abruptly left after I said, &#8220;Girl, gimme a sample of what you&#8217;re samplin&#8217;&#8221;</p>
<p>I guess she thought it was crude or something. I simply meant I wanted to bone her. (Girls are so complicated.)</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t do shit for the first 2 hours there except bullshit with Printer and one of his friends. Printer leaves with an FB and I feel like a tool just standing around so I start throwing out LIOs and even using Situationals to practice gauging initial interest and then picking up from where we are in agreement (of sexual interest) and moving from there forwards. (You can actually erase it by keeping your communication at a lesser level of male-female sexual dynamic&#8230; then it is a bit harder to get back because there is already an established pathway between you two to move downwards on the sexual dynamic.)</p>
<p>It is actually kind of fun to do this&#8230; I think in large part because the level of significance I&#8217;m placing on the interaction is much less.</p>
<p>I situationally open a blonde milf. She is wearing those kind of shirts that are elastic waist band on the top that sort of rest on top of the breast. The thin shirt material then drapes over the breats and tightens again at the waist. She isn&#8217;t wearing a bra and her breasts are big and bouyant. Her nips are hard.</p>
<p>(GIGANTOR begins to stir a bit.)</p>
<p>However, this is where Printer&#8217;s &#8220;get CJ drunk so he is amusing&#8221; kicks in full force as you will see.</p>
<p>CJ: Patron shots? You are bad, bad, bad.</p>
<p>MILF: I know, my last one, I&#8217;m driving.</p>
<p>CJ: Does she know that guy? (I&#8217;m referring to a guy in the set who is creepily all over her hot friend.)</p>
<p>MILF: They&#8217;re married. What&#8217;s your name?</p>
<p>CJ: Omigod, you have a little country accent!</p>
<p>MILF: Really? I&#8217;ve never been told that&#8230; I went to a catholic school and we were taught proper english.</p>
<p>CJ: Catholic girl! Really? You should leave right now&#8230; All the catholic girls I&#8217;ve known have been into bondage&#8230; tied up, handcuffs</p>
<p>MILF: What?</p>
<p>*** cue dumb drunkeness ***</p>
<p>CJ: Handcuffs, handcuffs, handcuffs. You like to be handcuffed. You know, handcuffs! (It was real loud so I thought she couldn&#8217;t hear me, thus the repetition! Oh yeah, the alcohol probably had a little to do with it, too).</p>
<p>MILF looks at me weird.</p>
<p>I manage to partially recover. A few minutes later her friend gets her attention and they walk away. She doesn&#8217;t look back.</p>
<p>Damnit.</p>
<p>Two girls stroll by. I forgot what I opened them with but they are both attentive from the get-go. The slightly cuter one gets asked to dance by some guy.</p>
<p>I remember telling her she was tiny. She responds well and I use that to get her giggly. I ask her things like, &#8220;When you go to a restaurant do you get a booster seat or climb up into a big people chair?&#8221;</p>
<p>She is giggling hardcore so I tell her I like girls who laugh at my jokes.</p>
<p>She says no one has ever said stuff like that to her before.</p>
<p>Strawberry fields.</p>
<p>She number closes me as we are being kicked out of the bar.</p>
<p>HB: Sooo&#8230; are you going to call me?</p>
<p>CJ: We&#8217;re here together right now. Drive me to my car.</p>
<p>She drives me over and we make out for quite a bit.</p>
<p>The cops actually shine flashlights on us through the window and tell us to leave.</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;That sucks, I&#8217;m still having fun. Come to my place. I don&#8217;t have alcohol but I have water, Coke Zero or tea.&#8221;</p>
<p>She follows me. I put on &#8220;knocked up&#8221; dvd and escalate on the couch.</p>
<p>Seems too easy, doesn&#8217;t it? It is that easy sometimes. Knowing where she is at in the interaction is one of the things that separates the advanced PUA from the intermediate. The Intermediate would&#8217;ve set the Timebridge and then pushed too hard or too soft to get a bounce. He would&#8217;ve wasted time and put sexual vibe in jeopardy by withdrawing sexual intention while running comfort.</p>
<p>The problem with most people&#8217;s calibration skills is that they are calibrating to the wrong thing. You don&#8217;t calibrate to attraction or whether or not she likes you or whether or not she is paying attention. You calibrate to whether or not she becomes more engaged when you are sending sexual communication.</p>
<p>If you are aware of where she is then it becomes easy to just gently lead, baby-steps along a gradual incline.</p>
<p>Captain Jack</p>
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		<title>Lay Report: Good Girl Face</title>
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Printer and I went down to Austin last weekend to see about a software project for his Dad&#8217;s Co. but at the last minute his Dad caught a cold or something so it was postponed and we were on standby throughout the weekend in [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been SUPER Busy but still out there having lots o&#8217; fun.</p>
<p>Printer and I went down to Austin last weekend to see about a software project for his Dad&#8217;s Co. but at the last minute his Dad caught a cold or something so it was postponed and we were on standby throughout the weekend in case he felt better&#8230;</p>
<p>Austin, TX on a weekend&#8230; hmmm&#8230; what to do&#8230;</p>
<p>We go out and I use one of my favorite low investment openers. Never really thought about why it works but I&#8217;ve probably used it 30-40 times now in the past year. The only requirement is you can stack forward.</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;How do you know my friend, Printer?&#8221; *** pointing towards the bar where he&#8217;s ordering me more liver-destroying liquids. ***</p>
<p>This can be said if they&#8217;ve never even seen the guy&#8230; or if he just casually said something as he walked by&#8230; or if he&#8217;s already in set.</p>
<p>HB: &#8220;Oh, we don&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
<p>That seems like a dead-end opener, doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;Wow! I&#8217;m surprised&#8230; He seems to know everyone!&#8221;</p>
<p>Can you FEEL the sexual tension?</p>
<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; you say?</p>
<p>Neither can I. We&#8217;re not there yet, dude. But, watch this.</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;Hmmm&#8230;. You pick interesting fingers to wear your rings on&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">And, we&#8217;re off!</span> </span></p>
<p>But, that&#8217;s not how this one went down.</p>
<p>Instead of &#8220;Rings on Fingers&#8221; it went like this&#8230;</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;Wow! I&#8217;m surprised&#8230; He seems to know everyone!&#8221;<br />
HB: &#8220;Well, we&#8217;re from Dallas.&#8221;<br />
CJ: &#8220;Really? So are we! Figures all the cool Dallas people would find each other.&#8221;</p>
<p>(Anyone want to comment about WHY the above statement is Ninja-esque?)</p>
<p>We do some more fluff talk for about 2-3 minutes. I tease her a little bit and get some kino in&#8230;</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;You know, you&#8217;re kinda throwing me a little bit&#8230;&#8221;<br />
HB: &#8220;What? What do you mean?&#8221;</p>
<p>The following is one of my FAVORITE pick-up routines&#8230; it almost NEVER fails to get the woman attracted hardcore&#8230; it is a bit of sexual framing as well.</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;Well, you have a good girl face&#8230; but&#8230; (dramatic pause)&#8230; bad girl mannerisms.&#8221; *** I stress the BAD GIRL and look her up and down with lust. ***</p>
<p>She went from mildly curious and attracted to downright Porn Starlet in 1.3 seconds.</p>
<p>HB: &#8220;How do you know?&#8221;</p>
<p>Notice she&#8217;s NOT arguing. In fact, she&#8217;s asking me how I know it&#8217;s TRUE!</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;You had better stop.&#8221;</p>
<p>I kept eye-fucking her, looking her up and down while having the most innocent conversation. I made it a point to stare at her lips, back to her eyes and to her tits several times while biting my lower lip.</p>
<p>And then, I said something close to this (can&#8217;t remember exact wording).</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;It must be rough for you. All the guys think you&#8217;re all innocent and it keeps you from getting what you really, really want&#8230;&#8221; as I leaned in closer&#8230; and then lightly pushed her away.</p>
<p>After I pushed her away there was a good 10-12 inches between us. She closed the gap and pushed her whole body against me and gave me those &#8220;Kiss me now, pleeeeeaaaaaase!&#8221; eyes.</p>
<p>Naturally, I obliged.</p>
<p>From then on we were like Siamese Twins joined at the tongue.</p>
<p>Printer told me the next day when talking about the night at lunch that he stayed away because he was embarrassed. People were pointing.</p>
<p>I heard people talking and one girl said, &#8220;Oh-my-god!&#8221; as she walked by&#8230;</p>
<p>Whatever. A good girl needed to get some bad girl lovin&#8217;&#8230;</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;Man, this sucks&#8230; the bar is closing.&#8221;<br />
HB: &#8220;What do you want to do?&#8221;<br />
CJ: &#8220;Um, we could go watch a movie at my hotel&#8230; It&#8217;s not far. But I have to be up early for a meeting.&#8221;<br />
HB: &#8220;We hardly know each other.&#8221;<br />
CJ: &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to make you do anything you don&#8217;t want to do&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; Tongue down again.</p>
<p>She handled the obstacles for me, one girl and one guy, when they tried to pull us apart by the cabs.</p>
<p>Got to the hotel and wrecked it.</p>
<p>~ Captain Jack ~</p>
<p>P.S. Not even Strawberry Fields! This is an example of &#8220;Less is More.&#8221; If I would&#8217;ve gone into my routine stack or done all my Heart Melters and shit she could&#8217;ve developed different feelings for me and tried to put off the SNL. You develop a sense of knowing when you&#8217;re done and all you need to do is chill out. I&#8217;ve gotten pretty good at that.</p>
<p>P.P.S. She has a boyfriend.</p>
<p>P.S #3: She texted that she wants to see me this week.</p>
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<p>It will crack the back of your most persistent sticking points and spring you to the next level.

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		<title>Classic Lay Report: Apples or Donuts</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I&#8217;ve been laying low, devising a new Pick-Up Methodology AND planning my eventual domination of the entire Advertising industry, I&#8217;ve been too busy to put some thought into a valuable blog post. I DO have some things percolating regarding my new methodology but it&#8217;s in the Theory, Planning and Observation stages and I need more field data to tighten up the ideas&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;and, since Sinn and I just announced the &#8220;Same Night Lay&#8221; program I figure I&#8217;d pull out one from a little over a year ago. Now, this LR does NOT contain the stuff we&#8217;ll be teaching because what I&#8217;ve discovered over the last year BLOWS THIS AWAY completely and thoroughly. There are some similarities, though. But, while reading this just keep in mind it was over a year ago&#8230;and I&#8217;ve had over 25+ new lays since this one, a GREAT DEAL of them SNLs.</p>
<p>Stay tuned&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">LR: Apples or Donuts<br />August 8th, 2006<br /></span><br />So there I was in the local QuikTrip at 4:24 am, hungry as hell and thirsty, too.</p>
<p>I had to get something to eat. I thought, &#8220;Man, you need to lose 15-20 lbs. You should grab an apple.&#8221; As my hand started drifting to the apple, a Krispy Kreme display jumped out at me.</p>
<p>Hmmm. Apple or donut. &#8220;Dude, you gotta lose some weight.&#8221; </p>
<p>An inner voice said, &#8220;Lose weight? What for? Do you think it&#8217;s gonna matter to your Game?&#8221;</p>
<p>And, the truth WAS that it crossed my mind. But, it&#8217;s untrue.</p>
<p>(I want to get this off my chest because I read between the lines when I chat, watch or read some of your posts&#8230;it&#8217;s been bothering me for awhile so I&#8217;ve gotta get out before I explode&#8230;)</p>
<p>IF ONLY I COULD &#8212;</p>
<p>- Be Taller</p>
<p>- Have More Hair</p>
<p>- Be Skinnier (or more muscular)</p>
<p>- Make More Money</p>
<p>- Be Younger/Older</p>
<p>blah, blah, blah, fuck</p>
<p>Weight doesn&#8217;t matter.</p>
<p>Looks don&#8217;t matter.</p>
<p>Age doesn&#8217;t matter.</p>
<p>Height doesn&#8217;t matter.</p>
<p>Any one who thinks it is important (for Game) is wrong OR they&#8217;re just hiding behind a fucking excuse.</p>
<p>Actually, it does matter, but only to YOU and in YOUR mind.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve seen some of the weirdest shit since starting to game. One time Blincubus and I saw TWO different HB9+ with dude&#8217;s who were about 5&#8242; 3&#8243;, bald and probably around 300 lbs &#8211; in the SAME NIGHT.</p>
<p>We couldn&#8217;t believe it. I remember it clearly. Blincubus was going ape-shit over this brunette church-girl hb9+ who was playing darts. He was about to approach her but got distracted. Not even 5 minutse later she walked by with said epitomy-of-not-hot specimen and she was ALL OVER that dude.</p>
<p>Not even 5 minutes later ANOTHER HB9 walked by with another dude with roughly the same stats (maybe an inch or two taller). </p>
<p>&#8212;</p>
<p>AceOfHearts, Otto, Tribulus and I met at Sherlock&#8217;s.</p>
<p>We bullshitted for awhile and Trib and AceOfHearts did their cool winging gambit on the cute waittress. Trib did some good work and had her HOOKED with his take-away. Gave me goose-bumps and shit.</p>
<p>Ace and I rolled to the other side and I saw this little hottie with a PlayBoy shirt plastered over her tits. She also had a lip ring and a few tattoos (butterflies). </p>
<p>She was alone and I thought, &#8220;Naw dude, wait for her group.&#8221; Then, I thought, &#8220;Screw that man. Go in now and if her group comes deal with them later.&#8221;</p>
<p>I think I left Ace in mid-sentence&#8230;sorry man.</p>
<p>(Turns out she JUST broke up with her BF a few days ago. She came up there alone but met a couple people she knows. Including two of the waittresses and the manager.)</p>
<p>Just the highlights&#8230;</p>
<p>Opened with David Bowie.</p>
<p>Teased her with statements like, &#8220;Umm&#8230;Note to self &#8211; DON&#8217;T date this girl&#8221;</p>
<p>Shake my head, &#8220;Omigod, can dress her up but can&#8217;t take her anywhere.&#8221;</p>
<p>Played &#8220;Guess My Age&#8221; Game that I made up about a year ago.</p>
<p>Told her &#8220;I had you at 18, I was wondering how you got in here. Fake id or connection.&#8221; (She&#8217;s 22)</p>
<p>Told her she lost points for drinking a fake beer (&#8220;Rolling Rock&#8221;).</p>
<p>Qualified her &#8220;Beauty is common&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Took her to meet Trib, Otto, Ace to parade and then isolate.</p>
<p>In isolation ESP Gambit hit both numbers. This freaked her out because she was raised religious.</p>
<p>&#8220;I Like&#8230;&#8221; Game</p>
<p>DHV&#8217;ed with story about ex who was a stripper&#8230;</p>
<p>Turns out SHE is a stripper (excuse me, exotic dancer). I immediately get up and act like I&#8217;m leaving. She pulls me back.</p>
<p>Mystery&#8217;s &#8220;Never work out between us&#8230;&#8221; gambit&#8230;</p>
<p>I move her to other side.</p>
<p>She dances on me and I push her off and tell her that&#8217;ll cost her one dollar. Her jaw drops.</p>
<p>She tries again. &#8220;You&#8217;re up to two dollars&#8221; and push her away. She can&#8217;t believe it.</p>
<p>Listen to some music. Vibe a bit. Play the TV Game.</p>
<p>Move her again to booth.</p>
<p>Try &#8220;Mystery&#8217;s Kiss Close.&#8221; but she turns her head.</p>
<p>I back turn and tell her she ruined a great moment. She apologizes and tries to get me to turn back around. I gradually do and start chatting about mundane shit.</p>
<p>Right in the middle of my sentence she kisses me on the cheek.</p>
<p>I say, &#8220;Nice. Reminds me of middle school.&#8221; </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s something funny I did. She said &#8220;I have to go to the bathroom.&#8221; I start a new thread to keep her there and mid-thread say &#8220;I have to pee.&#8221; and I get up. She tries to get up but I push her back in the seat. Ha ha. </p>
<p>Kiss close comes soon after.</p>
<p>At 1:30 I say, &#8220;wow! almost 2:00. I&#8217;ve gotta go get some sleep soon.&#8221;</p>
<p>A few minutes later she says she&#8217;s having fun and doesn&#8217;t feel like going home. I don&#8217;t respond.</p>
<p>At 1:40 I say, &#8220;geeez, it&#8217;s already 1:40. I&#8217;ve gotta be up early.&#8221; She immediately responds &#8220;I don&#8217;t wanna go home yet! Do you live alone?&#8221;</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;yep&#8221;</p>
<p>HB: &#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t want to go home yet&#8221;</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;ok&#8221;</p>
<p>HB: &#8220;can we hang out at your place for a little while.&#8221;</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;hmmm&#8230;ok, but only for a little while.&#8221;</p>
<p>During the drive I gave two small routines I call &#8220;Heart Melters&#8221; (I don&#8217;t have a better phrase, maybe you can think of one)&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll post them later if anyone wants them. They have NEVER failed to make the girl go &#8220;Awwwww! That&#8217;s sooooo sweeeeet!&#8221; </p>
<p>Took me about an hour to escalate to Full Monty. My LMR tactic of doing a take-away AS SOON AS I notice muscle tension works like a charm.</p>
<p>She has squirting orgasms! How fucking awesome is that!</p>
<p>~ Captain Jack ~</p>
<p>P.S. I didn&#8217;t get the apple or a donut. Instead I opted for a box of 15 &#8220;Jack&#8217;s Pizza Bursts&#8221; for $1.59. I AM going to lose 15-20 lbs but not because I think it&#8217;ll make a difference in my game but because I have felt better when I was around 190lbs versus my current 210.</p>
<p>P.S.S. She number closed me while I was taking her home. Asked me if it was a fake number and double-checked it while we were driving. Ha ha. Playing hard to get is fun.</p>
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		<title>Lay Report: Cantalopes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This&#8217;ll be a short Lay Report one because I&#8217;m so tired, unshaven, haven&#8217;t brushed my teeth in over 20 hours and still wearing clothes from yesterday&#8230;basically I feel like pooo.
It&#8217;s the second night of bootcamp. The first venue was a bit rough for the students so we bounced to a second venue which I have [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This&#8217;ll be a short <em><strong>Lay Report </strong></em>one because I&#8217;m so tired, unshaven, haven&#8217;t brushed my teeth in over 20 hours and still wearing clothes from yesterday&#8230;basically I feel like pooo.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the second night of bootcamp. The first venue was a bit rough for the students so we bounced to a second venue which I have great success each time I&#8217;m here.</p>
<p>I open a blond girl with gigantic boobs. I think she is too chubby but I think I&#8217;m just warming up and her boobs are good enough. But, when I get her to lean into she is not really chubby at all. The gigantic boobs make her appear that way. Nice.</p>
<p>I do my basic stuff. Lots of teasing. I tell her she would make a great wife&#8230;for a midget.</p>
<p>Trust test and spin.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m locked in against the post and she&#8217;s leaning into me. This is looking good in terms of creating the PUA Aura.</p>
<p>Strawberry fields.</p>
<p>Are you the Jealous Type qualifier which leads into &#8220;Ex Deleted My Numbers&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>She is eating it up. She moves me into Comfort and we discuss her previous relationship, which I don&#8217;t normally do but she was using it to qualify herself and it allowed me to imply to her that after a 7 year engagement she was mentally and physically ready for fun and variety.</p>
<p>Rings on Fingers.</p>
<p>I parade her to the bar to get her a drink. We lock in against the bar. I qualify her again. Her friends come up but they are butt ugly. A couple students try to occupy for me and give me an extra 2 minutes of alone time.</p>
<p>I TimeBridge&#8230;</p>
<p>I run one more set which goes pretty well. I look for HBCantalopes but can&#8217;t find her.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s closing time so Sinn and I roll out. I send my standard text to HBs who I&#8217;ve timebridged. &#8220;Hi sexy lady, where you at?&#8221;</p>
<p>This is my &#8220;Drunk and Lonely Theory.&#8221; Here&#8217;s the theory:</p>
<p>Point 1. Women go out to get laid.<br />
Point 2. 99.9% of guys&#8217; game sucks.<br />
Point 3. A female CANNOT have sex with a guy she is not attracted to. Due to Point 2 she is sexually frustrated.<br />
Point 4. At 2:30 am the girl is at home, sexually frustrated, drunk and lonely.</p>
<p>This is the best time to send a text.</p>
<p>She texted back that she was at her friends house and asked where I Sinn and I were&#8230; I called her and she told me to come over and to bring Sinn with her friend.</p>
<p>Just one problem. Sinn was passed out on his bed. I tried for about 5 minutes</p>
<p>I did. She looked even better. She had a little pink wifebeater on with no bra and her big fake boobies were busting through her shirt. She was wearing short boxers. We started making out almost immediately.</p>
<p>I go rough but she tells me &#8220;Softer&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>This is interesting because my Dutch girl from Friday night told me the SAME thing. Strange because my OTHER lays from this month wanted to be manhandled.</p>
<p>Sinn, Sexual Chocolate and El Topo picked me up and took me to the bootcamp.</p>
<p>~ CJ ~</p>
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So here&#8217;s how the 5th lay of this month went [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alright so yesterday I spent a great deal of time mentally wrestling with my AA. I used every friggin&#8217; mental tool in my arsenal and got it down to a manageable level. I am now COMMITTED to finding a way to get over this for good&#8230;</p>
<p>So here&#8217;s how the 5th lay of this month went down (4 out of 5 lays were Same Night Lays (SNL&#8217;s)).</p>
<p>I&#8217;m with Fidelio. El Topo is training a student. Dr. Dave rolls in a little later.</p>
<p>After about 30 minutes I turn and open a 2set behind me with &#8220;Style&#8217;s Two Part Kiss.&#8221; The set doesn&#8217;t hook very well but I&#8217;m not worried. I don&#8217;t plow and instead turn around to see a ripple in the Matrix. By ripple in the Matrix I mean Fidelio is talking to a female.</p>
<p>She was a cute girl.</p>
<p>Her big boobed cougar friend comes over and talks to him for a few minutes before hitting on me like she&#8217;s going to eat me. I&#8217;m considering it but I&#8217;ve decided no more cougars unless they are REALLY, REALLY hot. </p>
<p>I try to switch to a cuter blonde in the group and she is responding but she keeps regulating her BT. I&#8217;m wondering why. Fidelio tells me later that she and her friend kept on talking shit about the hickeys on each side of my neck (the girl from Wednesday LR: CJ Gets Gamed gave them to me). </p>
<p>Hickeys always polarize HBs. Some of them love it and their attraction goes through the roof, others use it as an excuse to raise their shield and make it harder for you.</p>
<p>I should&#8217;ve plowed the little big boobed blond but, alas, I didn&#8217;t.</p>
<p>I end up gaming a very tall very voluptuous girl to my left with Rings on Fingers but I didn&#8217;t notice her engagement ring till it was too late. She gave me an opening though, &#8220;But, I&#8217;m pissed at him right now&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>I open another girl at the bar. Super hot body, nice hair but unfortunately her teeth are messed up. They aren&#8217;t dirty or decayed they are just crooked. I am gaming her and still wrestling inside&#8230;can I ignore the teeth? I keep trying to focus on her eyes (nice eyes) but my eyes keep gravitating to those teeth.</p>
<p>She puts her hand on my knee and leans into me pressing her nice boobs on me and talking in my ear. The warmth is beginning to awaken GIGANTOR from his slumber.</p>
<p>I decide to TimeBridge her after all. If she just stands there with her mouth closed she&#8217;s hot enough. (All her parents had to do was buy the girl some braces when she was younger, how hard is that????) I&#8217;m TB&#8217;ing mainly just to keep opening sets and see if I can trade up.</p>
<p>I run into El Topo near the female restrooms and a girl overhears him say something about being gay and she asks if he&#8217;s gay. He&#8217;s already deep in set with a hot girl (who he later bounced to eat with) so he breaks off and I take the set over. It was ON! and she was insane hot. I lost her somewhere, though, I think she IOI&#8217;ed me on my necklace and saw the hickeys when she took out my necklace to look at it.</p>
<p>She didn&#8217;t take my TB bait and her and her friend walked off after her friend got out of the bathroom.</p>
<p>About 1:20am I see a cute little bitty rocker chick walk by and I say something but she doesn&#8217;t hear. I follow. She has a few tattoos and multiple ear and a tongue piercing. Her hair is dyed that dark, crimson red. She has matching lipstick on. Nice little tight body.</p>
<p>Very Little<br />Rings on Fingers<br />Jealous GF Deleted My Numbers</p>
<p>She mentions my hickeys and says, &#8220;Damn, what did you do to that girl?&#8221; I just smiled and said teased her like crazy. She rubbed it and licked her lips. GIGANTOR began to rise.</p>
<p>Let Grandma Buy You A New Pair of Jeans<br />$18 for the Light Bill<br />First Child Brings Surge of Ambition<br />Hookah TB (gets interrupted by a friend coming by)</p>
<p>CJ: &#8220;What&#8217;s on the agenda for later?&#8221; This is when the bar lights are coming on. <br />HBRocker: &#8220;We&#8217;re going to an afterparty, come with me.&#8221; <br />CJ: &#8220;Cool&#8230;&#8221;<br />HBRocker: &#8220;Ok, I have to go find someone, wait for me outside.&#8221;<br />CJ: &#8220;Alright, let&#8217;s exchange numbers in case something comes up.&#8221;</p>
<p>I go outside and she meets me there about 1-2 minutes later. I don&#8217;t engage her much to test her. I want her to feel like it might not go down. Two guys that she sorta knows come out and start chatting her. I do a semi backturn and notice El Topo and Fidelio walking across the parking lot.</p>
<p>She grabs my hand and pulls me to her car. Apparently the people we are going to meet are drug dealers and they are supplying drugs for the afterparty. I&#8217;m not a big fan of drugs personally (although I believe they should be legal for adults.)</p>
<p>We&#8217;re in a shady ass parking lot somewhere in Dallas. The drug dealer is trying to game her and I tell her we&#8217;ll just go to my place. She says ok but only if her friends come along. They have to make a delivery which will take them about 40 minutes. </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s my thinking: I VERY RARELY lose a tug of war. If I can get her to my place and get my hooks in deeper I WON&#8217;T lose. I tell them to just call her when they&#8217;re done and I&#8217;ll give them directions. I was thinking that I&#8217;ll get her phone under some pretense and turn it off.</p>
<p>We get to my place and I turn on the greatest closing dvd of all time: South Park and specifically &#8220;The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers&#8221; episode. </p>
<p>I caveman her. I carry her 100lb body to my bed and throw her down. I pull her hair, spank her and keep pushing her down. She gives BJ. I put my hand around her little neck and I think she is going to come then and there. She grabs the hand I have on her neck and SQUEEZES so I&#8217;m basically choking her.</p>
<p>Now, I don&#8217;t want a dead girl in my apt. so I&#8217;m not down with this&#8230;I push her down on the bed and take her shirt off.</p>
<p>She says, &#8220;Fucking be rough with me&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>I learned this from a PUA who shall not be named: I slapped her. Not hard. But, hard enough. She started rubbing herself through her pants and moaning and screaming &#8220;Fucking god, oh yes!&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m feeling strange. This is new territory for me. She asked me to slap her again. I  opted to unbutton her pants instead.</p>
<p>She stops me and says, &#8220;Oh god, I want to&#8230;but we can&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
<p>My intuition says she&#8217;s on her period. I&#8217;m right. But, I have run into this enough times that I have a piece just for this objection&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s natural, it&#8217;s part of being a woman. I was married for 5 years. It&#8217;s not a big deal to me&#8230;I have condoms.&#8221;</p>
<p>HBRocker: Get the condom.</p>
<p>She gives another BJ&#8230; <br />CJ: &#8220;Are you a squirter?&#8221;<br />HBRocker: &#8220;Sometimes, if it&#8217;s done right.&#8221;</p>
<p>I pick her up and throw her down on the bed. I start fingering her with the &#8220;come hither&#8221; motion and about 2 minutes later she launches a stream all over my forearm and bed.</p>
<p>We have sex for a good 30-45 minutes. I hear her phone vibrating but I don&#8217;t say anything. The chumps are here and I&#8217;ve already banged her so I&#8217;m not the least bit worried about Tug of War.</p>
<p>The complain about being in the parking lot for 10 minutes.</p>
<p>They hang out for awhile mainly on the phone trying to do deals. I can&#8217;t wait till they leave.</p>
<p>They try to get her to come with them but I tell them my Jeep is at the venue, she has to take me to it later, but not now because I can&#8217;t drive.</p>
<p>Feeling the sting of defeat, they leave.</p>
<p>I bang her again.</p>
<p>~ CJ ~</p>
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<p>I have created a program to help you crack the back of your most persistent sticking points. It is called Force*21 and it has the potential to spring you to the next level in a mere 21 days.

<p>Force*21 Is not a bunch of theory. It is not a bunch of rehashed techniques. It is the application of my newest technology to YOUR Game with me as a guide.

<p>It will crack the back of your most persistent sticking points and spring you to the next level.

<p>I want you to have my new technology.

<p>I want you to get to this level, too.

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		<title>Lay Report: CJ Gets Gamed</title>
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Sinn and I are out at a place that I used to frequent and have pulled from a few times. We have high hopes for this because it fits the profile of an SNL [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, I really don&#8217;t know what to say for this <strong>Lay Report</strong>. The only thing I did was NOT mess things up.</p>
<p>Sinn and I are out at a place that I used to frequent and have pulled from a few times. We have high hopes for this because it fits the profile of an SNL Venue&#8230;</p>
<p>So, for some reason my AA has come back and is stronger than ever before. This truly sucks and is at the same time incredibly confusing. I&#8217;ve gotten laid 3 times this month this one makes 4 so far and it&#8217;s only the 12th &#8211; I&#8217;m on pace to hit 10! new lays in one month. 3 of the 4 are <strong>Same Night Lays</strong>. Yet when I have to open I become a whimpering, whining little chicken shit.</p>
<p>Sinn has opened a few sets and gotten a number. I haven&#8217;t done shit. I decide to warm up on a girl who has been eye-fucking me for about 1 hour straight. Sinn says she&#8217;s a train wreck and then I think maybe I&#8217;m drunk because she looks good to me. I game her for about 20 minutes and he sends me a text &#8220;SERIOUSLY?!&#8221; and later tells me she&#8217;s a 3. Haaa. I number close anyway.</p>
<p>I hunt for another set to open but my fucking heart is pounding and I&#8217;m hating this feeling because I want to friggin&#8217; open.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m at the bar and I see a girl next to me. I smile big and she smiles and then I say something (can&#8217;t remember what, but nothing special), she responds and before I know it she is grinding on me.</p>
<p>I tell her my &#8220;Jealous Girl Deleted All My Numbers&#8221; story and she mentions the girl is psycho and she&#8217;s not jealous at all. More grinding. We make about 5 minutes of small talk.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s closing time and we all head out. I lose her as she goes to talk to one or two other people she knows.</p>
<p>A girl comes up to Sinn and says, &#8220;My friend said she&#8217;ll be here Friday night and to come see her&#8230;&#8221; he goes over to their car and number closes her.</p>
<p>I find my girl again and we start trying to pull them to Sinn&#8217;s place but the obstacle (who was cuter) says she&#8217;s going home. I&#8217;m thinking the pull is NOT going down and then as we&#8217;re walking to Sinn&#8217;s car the girls go ape shit over his BMW M3. The obstacle starts humping the trunk like a dog and says she used to be a Car Model.</p>
<p>My Target sits in the passenger seat in awe like she&#8217;s never seen a BMW before. She gets out and the obstacle says to follow them if we want to come over.</p>
<p>We get to their pad and chat for maybe 5 minutes before my Target drags me to her friends bedroom and unzips my pants and gives me an awesome BJ. I proceed to tear it up.</p>
<p>SHE gamed me&#8230;haaa.</p>
<p>~ Captain Jack ~</p>
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		<title>Lay Report: CJ Crashes A Gay Rave</title>
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Our 4th venue of the night. The previous ones all had issues and the only reason we were here was because El Topo was doing a one-on-one and had bottle service and could get us into this club. 
But, this wasn’t really our scene. It was too hip-hoppy.
Except in [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LR – CJ Crashes A Gay Rave</p>
<p>Our 4th venue of the night. The previous ones all had issues and the only reason we were here was because El Topo was doing a one-on-one and had bottle service and could get us into this club. </p>
<p>But, this wasn’t really our scene. It was too hip-hoppy.</p>
<p>Except in the mainly empty VIP room which was techno, nice and dark and with pretty cool seating.</p>
<p>Sinn and I roll around and can’t find anything to open. He sees a 3set (2f, 1m) where the hot obstacle looks bored and he spins the wheel of openers. I give him some room to maneuver over there and when I turn back around there’s a hot girl about 3 feet in front of me smiling. I smile. She says, “Hi.” I say “hi. Do we know each other?”</p>
<p>HBSwimmer: “No. I don’t think so.”</p>
<p>What happened here is I suck when a girl opens me. I don’t know why but it catches me off guard. I do a lot of stupid small talk like my next few sentences…</p>
<p>CJ: “Oh, you look familiar. I like your necklace.”</p>
<p>What I did do right at this point was reposition my body to get locked in. Still stumbling verbally I decide to get my bearings by using my routine stack…</p>
<p>CJ: “Do you believe magical spells work?”</p>
<p>Ok, technically this was dumb but it was much better than my bumbling around in small talkville.</p>
<p>I finish the story. Tell her she’s short to tease her and she makes another minute or two of small talk, thankfully.</p>
<p>Then, she moves me to the dance floor. She’s really hot but being ADD. Sinn rolls back over and we go to the edge of the dance floor to meet him. At this point, I’m still deciding what I’m going to do. I decide there’s nothing else here and I’ll ignore her ADD because she’s extremely hot and go for the SNL.</p>
<p>She intros herself to Sinn and he gets her super attracted in about one minute. Then, he asks me if I’m going to game her or not. I tell him she’s ADD but I’m going to try for the SNL so he backs off.</p>
<p>We go meet her friends in VIP. There are 6 dudes and one of them is gay. Flaming guy. Which is always funny.</p>
<p>I let her be ADD and just keep being cool and pumping her attraction up. She buys me 2 drinks and a shot and I accuse her of trying to get me drunk.</p>
<p>She says she’s not that easy and I ignore it and instead talk about why I’m never coming here again. I ask her who drove to the venue. She did…Nice.</p>
<p>CJ: “Hmmm….you’re not the jealous type are you?” I then tell her the “Girlfriend who deleted all my numbers” story. She tells me she isn’t jealous at all and she acts more like a guy when it comes to relationships.</p>
<p>Sinn comes over and tells me he’s going to leave and go have sex with his HB10 waitress. He says El Topo will give me a ride and I tell him I’m trying for the SNL.</p>
<p>My Target is dancing with the flamer. El Topo is gaming a hot, young, black cocktail waitress and I go over to him to give my Target “Fear of Loss.” I get Sinn’s number from El Topo because my cell is dead and Sinn has my car keys.</p>
<p>When I come back she says, “I thought I lost you!” and starts hugging me. I think we kissed at this point but I can’t remember.</p>
<p>CJ: “My friend just left and I rode with him…”<br />HB: “He left? How are you going to get home? Did he think you were leaving with me…I’m not like that…”<br />CJ: “Oh, I’ll call a cab or something. No big deal. He got a booty call from this waitress so he’s going to see her.”</p>
<p>She does more dirty dancing and close to closing time she tells me to come to an afterparty with her.</p>
<p>Now, when I say “afterparty” I mean more alcohol and maybe the hookah. When her friends say afterparty they mean drugs.</p>
<p>We get there and there are about 20 people crammed into a 2 bedroom apt. Only 3 girls (including mine) and about 10 sweaty dirty guys and six or seven clean, well groomed gay guys. And, they’re all on ecstasy except me and my Target.</p>
<p>HB: “I don’t do drugs, except for weed, but you can if you want. It doesn’t bother me.”</p>
<p>Our gracious host, hearing this, shoves a pill in my face and mumbles something about a bunny rabbit.</p>
<p>I decline. (I have nothing against drugs, in fact, I believe they should be legal for any adult who wants to take them but I’m not into them.)</p>
<p>We make out on the couch while these guys listen to David Bowie doing Stairway to Heaven. </p>
<p>If you’ve never heard the conversations that people on X have it is a real treat. I wish I could remember what they were saying because it was so funny/weird. I know Dolly Parton’s rendition of a Pink Floyd song came up over and over again.</p>
<p>I tell her we should go and get a bed because the couch is too small. She asks where and I tell her we’ll rent a hotel room. She says, “Oh, that’ll look real good.”</p>
<p>Finally, about 5am they tell us we look tired and they’ll be up for a long, long time so if we need to go home we should. They tell her that they’ll take care of Flamer and make sure he gets home OK.</p>
<p>She reluctantly agrees to leave him there.</p>
<p>We get to her place and I nearly get eaten by her two large dogs. The escalation goes pretty smooth. I get some LMR at the initial entry. She grabs my hips, stops me and says, “What are you doing?”</p>
<p>CJ: “Fucking you.” I push it in, she relaxes her body and starts moaning.</p>
<p>She’s really hot. Was a swimmer in college and still has the body. Awesome face and eyes. She has a professional job. </p>
<p>She’s a keeper.</p>
<p>~ Captain Jack ~</p>
<p>P.S. F-closed early sat. morning. Had sex with girl from “Daddy’s Bed” sat. night at about 8:30 and then sex with this new girl 6am this morning. Not a bad 27 hours.</p>
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		<title>Lay Report: The Acrobatic Monkey</title>
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Sinn and I roll to x-bar and start scoping out sets. I have another girl, HBPlainJane, coming up to see me. Sinn is getting drinks at the bar when two little latin girls come and stand within Proximity AI range. From my peripherals I don’t think they are hot. Sinn brings me [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LR: The Acrobatic Monkey</p>
<p>Sinn and I roll to x-bar and start scoping out sets. I have another girl, HBPlainJane, coming up to see me. Sinn is getting drinks at the bar when two little latin girls come and stand within Proximity AI range. From my peripherals I don’t think they are hot. Sinn brings me a drink and immediately opens what he thought was a mixed 3set (2f, 1m). I get a good look after about two minutes of him gaming and I’m thinking “Damnit” ones hot and one’s very doable.</p>
<p>He’s in and HBPlainJane has shown up with her friend. But, I gotta wing Sinn so I’m strategizing as to the best way to pull this off. I’d give the slight nod to HBPlainJane because she gets me for some reason, I don’t know why because she is pretty plain. It’s odd. But, whatever, I’ve got her set up for next Tuesday night.</p>
<p>I keep bouncing between HBPlainJane and Sinn’s obstacle. Just for fun and because I’m drunk I tell Sinn’s Obstacle to tell the Target that he LOVES to dance but he won’t ask girls to dance so she’d have to pull him to the dance floor.</p>
<p>He sees me with a shit eating grin and he steps over and says, “What?” and I smile even wider and say, “I’ve just put a sinister plan into motion. muahaaahaaha” and there’s Sinn getting dragged to the dance floor. Man, that’s such a fun trick.</p>
<p>Sinn flips me off.</p>
<p>While they are on the dance floor I’m gaming the obstacle and periodically texting my HB who is sitting a mere 6 feet away at a table – watching.</p>
<p>I tell her that I really want to see her and talk to her but I promised Sinn I’d be his wingman tonight. She texts back that she’s a cool girl and she understands and she wants to see me later if I can.</p>
<p>After I believe I have the obstacle hooked I spend more time with HBPlainJane and make out with her several times while grabbing her ass and blatantly staring at her tits.</p>
<p>They leave and Sinn who has already started seeding the Bounce says its time to go. The 2set drives us home. Me and the obstacle start making out in the back seat.</p>
<p>The girl from “LR: In daddy’s bed?” is calling and texting me for some late night loving. HBPlainJane is texting me to see if I want to come over to her place.</p>
<p>This is awesome.</p>
<p>We get into Jon’s place and I don’t even think we ever really sit down together. It seems like he just pulled her straight to the room and I tossed mine on the couch.</p>
<p>She loves anal play but I’m having trouble. I had this once before about a year ago where I’m hard as a rock until I put on a condom and then it softens. My penis hates condoms. This usually lasts a few weeks and then I’m good as new. Not sure what the deal is…</p>
<p>I finally get it back hard enough and enter and stay in for about 1 minute before it goes soft again.</p>
<p>I tell her to give oral but she won’t. Grrrrr. This is another weird occurrence. The last one wouldn’t give it unless I had a condom on and this one won’t at all. </p>
<p>She’s jerking me off and it’s working. I’m about to reenter when Sinn comes out.</p>
<p>He wants to go eat. We get dressed and we mention we’re going to try the switch. We’re both going to try and close each other’s targets after eating. I suggest doing a “Running Clown” but we remember we don’t have enough supplies for that. Sinn mentions doing a “Laughing Squirrel” but we realize there are only 2 of us and you need 3 people for that.</p>
<p>Then, almost as if we had an esp connection we both exclaimed, “Acrobatic Monkey!”</p>
<p>So, when we got into the parking garage Sinn and the other girl (the one I closed) got out of the car. I told Sinn I needed some diet coke. He said, “Cool, we’re going to look for her phone.” I looked at the girl Sinn closed, the driver, and before I could say anything she offered to drive me.</p>
<p>Cool. </p>
<p>At the store I texted Sinn, “You really want me to do this?” he texted back, “I am.”</p>
<p>I got the drinks and then when she parked back in the parking garage I pulled her arm and started making out with her. She looked at me dumbfounded and said, “I just had sex with your friend.” I said, “I know, I just had sex with your friend.”</p>
<p>Then, we made out again. She was very confused and very turned on.</p>
<p>We got to the gate and I called Sinn, no answer, then she called her friend who answered. They had to come down to let us in. </p>
<p>We made out again and she said, “They’re coming to get us!” <br />CJ: “I know! Exciting isn’t it!”</p>
<p>The security guard comes and lets us in before they get to us and we hit the elevator. As my finger was drifting to the 7th floor button my mind was saying, “Nooooo…you idiot! Go to the 10th floor and get “lost” to give more time for escalation!” but my hand just kept drifting till it hit the 7 button. Damn.</p>
<p>More making out but her ASD is going up. I pull her shirt aside and suck on her tit. She keeps mentioning how we all just had sex together but she’s not resisting at all. I’m thinking it’s a big possibility.</p>
<p>When we get back inside she goes to the restroom. Sinn and I give each other knowing looks.</p>
<p>When they leave we debrief each other. We were very close to the double close. I&#8217;m wondering what would&#8217;ve happened had we convinced them to stay and tried again.</p>
<p>~ Captain Jack ~</p>
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