Same Night Lay
Lay Report: Last Call
It’s been a while since I’ve written a Lay Report. One reason is because I don’t really learn much from writing them down anymore. At first, when you are learning and practicing a lot it is GREAT, I’d say even required, in order to get really good.
Anyway, I had a meeting from 7:00-10:00 and met [...]
Lay Report: Good Girl Face
I’ve been SUPER Busy but still out there having lots o’ fun.
Printer and I went down to Austin last weekend to see about a software project for his Dad’s Co. but at the last minute his Dad caught a cold or something so it was postponed and we were on standby throughout the weekend in [...]
Classic Lay Report: Apples or Donuts
While I’ve been laying low, devising a new Pick-Up Methodology AND planning my eventual domination of the entire Advertising industry, I’ve been too busy to put some thought into a valuable blog post. I DO have some things percolating regarding my new methodology but it’s in the Theory, Planning and Observation stages and I need [...]
Lay Report: Cantalopes
This’ll be a short Lay Report one because I’m so tired, unshaven, haven’t brushed my teeth in over 20 hours and still wearing clothes from yesterday…basically I feel like pooo.
It’s the second night of bootcamp. The first venue was a bit rough for the students so we bounced to a second venue which I have [...]
Lay Report: Rocker Chicks Love Pirates
Alright so yesterday I spent a great deal of time mentally wrestling with my AA. I used every friggin’ mental tool in my arsenal and got it down to a manageable level. I am now COMMITTED to finding a way to get over this for good…
So here’s how the 5th lay of this month went [...]
Lay Report: CJ Gets Gamed
Wow, I really don’t know what to say for this Lay Report. The only thing I did was NOT mess things up.
Sinn and I are out at a place that I used to frequent and have pulled from a few times. We have high hopes for this because it fits the profile of an SNL [...]
Lay Report: CJ Crashes A Gay Rave
LR – CJ Crashes A Gay Rave
Our 4th venue of the night. The previous ones all had issues and the only reason we were here was because El Topo was doing a one-on-one and had bottle service and could get us into this club.
But, this wasn’t really our scene. It was too hip-hoppy.
Except in [...]
Lay Report: The Acrobatic Monkey
LR: The Acrobatic Monkey
Sinn and I roll to x-bar and start scoping out sets. I have another girl, HBPlainJane, coming up to see me. Sinn is getting drinks at the bar when two little latin girls come and stand within Proximity AI range. From my peripherals I don’t think they are hot. Sinn brings me [...]
