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Lay Report: Collateral Damage

captainjack — Mon, 14 May 2007 22:48:00 +0000

LR: Collateral Damage May 14, 2007

….with guest appearances by PlayerT, El Topo and KinoMaster…

Ok, this is not going to be real long because the lay came from a Secret Society Social Circle I built at this bar over the last 6 months. In fact, that’s the lay report. PlayerT was there with his ex (who I also banged) and her friend, cute face, big boobs but a little chunky.

The experience was eye-opening though. Here’s why: I didn’t really want to have sex with her. I was gaming the 2nd hottest girl in the venue (the first was an ex girl-on-girl porn star named ‘Vanity’ but I didn’t open her…grrrr). The Wing House bartendress was with a Vanilla Icer and she was still wearing her Wing House uniform.

The sarge was going great, she was attracted and she re-opened me 3 times, gave me lots of AIs. One problem: Vanilla Ice was her boyfriend’s best friend.

What to do?

One: If I befriend him I could try to get them and a few others back to the pirate pad for an after party and get him so drunk he passes out giving me an opportunity to bang her.

Remember this: Anytime you are attempting a pull you MUST discover how people arrived there. You need to know this because it affects HOW you’re going to get things done. It turns out they met up there separately. This bit of information made me

Two: I could ignore him and try to get her to see me after they leave the venue.

This was my plan. Alas, I was interrupted and she and Vanilla Ice merged with another m-f set so I never got a shot at pulling her.

My biggest mistake in that set was not getting a full isolation. Damnit. It was ON but I was just a little off at one crucial point.

Anyway, back to the girl I banged.

She literally grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the door. I stalled looking for a chance to re-engage wing house girl. No go.

I got in her car and drove her to PlayerT’s house. At this point I’m thinking, am I going to bang this girl? I’ve upped my standards a great deal because I’m no longer working on any specific outer game SPs.

I’m sure I have some outer game SPs but nothing glaring. When I open enough sets, I get laid. It’s really dependable.

I decided I wouldn’t. I was going to turn this girl down.

So, I did something that is still putting a smile on my face. I gave that girl LMR!

What was her LMR tactic to breakthrough?

She fell back on the power of the Titty Smother. She took her giant tits and tried to suffocate me with them. I suspect she knew that if she could cut off the supply of oxygen to my brain it would weaken my LMR.

When that didn’t work she decided to insult my manhood, “What’s wrong you can’t? You can’t get it up, can you?”

Yet, I resisted.

She went back to making out with me. Now, let me tell you, this didn’t work. I mean I was enjoying the big titties and making out is always fun but it didn’t do anything to break my resolve.

What finally broke me down? She started jerking me off and at that point I decided it would be easier to just fuck her than have her attempt to get me off with her baboon like coordination.

So, I fucked her.

I wonder how many girls I closed just by wearing them out…damn, that shit makes me wonder.

It probably would’ve been better for me NOT to bang her because I wasn’t the least bit concerned about living up to my normal feats of Sexual Stardom. I imagine I lasted about 83 seconds. Or, roughly 83 pumps.

HB: “Are you through already?”
CJ: “haaaaa”

Some highlights of the night…

El Topo tells one of my ex lays she has tattoos on the “ceasection region” – she gets irritated and leaves. KinoMaster and I thought it was funny.

KinoMaster gets smashed – haa. I’ve seen him at my place drunk off of wine but never smashed in a bar. Talked to him earlier and he was still feeling it.

El Topo saying that having a certain girl with hairy arms jerk him off would be like having a 12 year old boy do it.

Me blowing out an HB7 by machine-gun negging her. She eye fucked me 29 times that night but I was working on the HB9 Wing House bartender.
PlayerT hugging me and asking me if I needed him to kick someone’s ass and if so I could just point them out and say, “go.”

~ Captain Jack ~

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Does Hooking Up Hurt You?

captainjack — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:24:00 +0000

This is an interesting article. It looks like its a reprint from the women’s magazine from Marie Claire.

Does Hooking Up Hurt You?

I’m going to buy the book mentioned because this woman studied promiscuous young women in today’s society. You can tell the author has an agenda. She probably started the study with the idea in mind that hooking up is bad.

When you can learn HOW something happens naturally/spontaneously then you can work it into your Game Plan. You can reconfigure your speech to match the realities she has experienced or will experience.

For example, the article tells me that “A lot of the women I interviewed for my book say one of the reasons they have casual sex is the fear that if they get tied up emotionally with someone, they won’t be able to do their work or get ahead in their jobs.”

Think that’s a useful bit of information?

I’ll probably buy it today and hopefully there are some nuggets in there I can use.

~ CJ ~

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Same Night Lay Guidelines

captainjack — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:39:00 +0000

Hola PUAs,

As promised, my insights on SNL’s.

The first major attitude shift is this: Women don’t go to clubs/bars only to listen to music, drink or talk to friends. They can do all of those at home or at a friends house. They go because they want/need sex and they want to be picked up.

Debriefing shows they would have sex the same night more often were the feelings there. Your job, fellow pirate, is to create the feelings, create the opportunity and do so in a manner that seems so natural and easy that it seems like it all just fell into place.

Sinn referred to this when he said, “Captain Jack Method: Hang out till sex happens.”

First I want to tell you that there IS a difference between Same-Night-Lays (SNL) and One Night Stands (ONS).

ONS skips comfort which usually results in buyer’s remorse. For all the 4-5 hours of precious time you invested you get one lay. Even worse, if you mismanage the escalation and trigger asd/lmr that you can’t get through, you’ll get zero lays.

I’ve never had any problems seeing/dating a girl who I laid the same night because I qualify and build comfort.

I’ll take this from the top…

You need to get there early (in Tejas, that means no later than 10:00) because some of your sets will fail the SNL screening statements (more on that later) and you’ll need to close out with a TimeBridge, stay the obligatory 5-10 minutes to solidify and move on.

You should focus on mixed sets. This may seem counter-intuitive but experience has shown me this is true. Here’s why: In all girl sets they often pile into one car. But, in mixed sets you have a greater chance of girls taking their own car and/or meeting the group later.

Do a little thought experiment: How many times have you witnessed a girl walking into the bar alone…she’s looking for someone…she finds them and before you know it she is seated with a 4-5 mixed set.

You open the group in the standard way, do all the normal things you’d do until you hit the “How do you guys know each other?” waypoint. If she’s not there with someone, then isolate (or atleast get mini-isolation.)

Now that you are in isolation it’s time to start with the sexual framing. I use my version of Strawberry fields and “Rings on Fingers” to frame things sexually and I start seeding the TB.

It is supremely important that you don’t convey any “judgmentalism” regarding sex, sexual preferences or lifestyles in any way, shape or form.

You also don’t want to place too much importance on sex by talking about it or calling it a “special thing between two people” or any silly shit like that. The underlying attitude is sex is normal, healthy, fun and about to happen soon.

At the begining of C1 I start to screen for logistics issues…I listen for answers to these questions or ask them outright.

* Who did she ride with. (Best answer is, of course, alone in her car.)
* What time does she need to get up in the morning. (Best answer, later the better.)

(These things just make it easier. The better you get the more willing girls are to ignore things like riding home with guys she just met or getting up early. I know it’s hard to believe but experience proves it true.)

If the vibe is sexual and I feel like there are no obvious excuses for her not to come home with me (have to work early is the main one) I’ll stay around. If not, then I’m looking for a new set. This needs to be run super-tight. I’m talking 20 minutes in you’re making this decision because you need to be solidly in comfort by 12:30 (for venues that close at 2:00). This 1.5 hours is the MAIN (but not only) factor which distinguishes this from ONS (the other being non-sexual qualification and peer befriending.) I call 12:30 to 2:00 “Putting my time in…”

Always TimeBridge, it makes the SNL easier because it lessens asd and lmr.

As it gets closer to closing time 1:20-1:30 I start saying things like, “I don’t want the night to end, I’m really enjoying myself.”

If she agrees or says nothing you can say, “Let’s hang out at my place. I have xyz alcoholic drinks and we can watch that show I was telling you about.”

Or, you can say, “I’m kinda hungry.”

You’re saying this to see what kind of reaction you get. She may go ahead and propose eating somewhere. (Though, I’ve stopped doing this almost a year ago because I lost a few “sure” lays as the sexual tension lessened, the tiredness set in and the alcohol (and fun mode) wore off.)

The after hours club is also a good proposal. I’ve used this one quite a few times. It’s perfect because you have to swing past your place to get alcohol before heading out. And, oh by the way, the club doesn’t even open til 3am so we got 45 minutes to burn. Let’s see, how are we gonna kill 45 minutes? I know, we’ll have sex! Ha ha.

But, one of my favorite tactics (if she drove) is to get her to give me a ride home. Then, while in the parking lot you can say “Come in for a bit. You can use the restroom and have some water before you head home.” Then, grab her keys, turn off the car and get out.

(What’s that? Do I hear you worrying about your car? Don’t worry about it dude, you’re going to get laid! Have a friend take you back to your car if need be. Or, better yet, have the girl do it that night.)

Logistics separate the men from the boys (or the mPUAs)

The best mental image I can give you here is “Baby Steps.”

I rarely tell them where/how far away I live. Some of the places I go to are a good 35-40 minutes away. Sinn and I have pulled 2 or 3 times SNL’s from those locations so he can attest to my skill in that area.

Fidelio, KinoMaster, and Tribulus have all witnessed with their own eyes me doing this, multiple times, as well.

The goal is to get her to the seduction location and make it look like it sorta just happened. This is why the “gimme a ride home” and the “after hours venue, oh wait, gotta go home and get alcohol” tactics work so well.

Hopefully, you started a good kino progression early in the sarge. Because once she’s in your place it’s time to amp it up a little bit.

Hot/cold is the order of the day. Make out, pull back, continue with your comfort material. Tease her mercilessly.

Have your LMR skills honed because you’ll almost surely have to use them.

The good news is: If you don’t get the lay, the day2 is almost assuredly going to be her coming straight over to have sex with you and that’s my kinda date.

~ Captain Jack ~

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