Anyway, I had a meeting from 7:00-10:00 and met Printer at the standard Thurs. night venue. I think that was the first time I’ve been there since last November.

Surprisingly, I didn’t recognize many people. There’s been a pretty good amount of turnover, which is good.

Printer does his thing of handing me double shots all night long, primarily because I do funny and stupid shit when I’m drunk. Case in point: We were in Scottsdale Az and about 20 minutes to close I walk over and start talking to a cute girl. She was interested and then abruptly left.

Printer said she looked real interested and asked me what happened. She abruptly left after I said, “Girl, gimme a sample of what you’re samplin’”

I guess she thought it was crude or something. I simply meant I wanted to bone her. (Girls are so complicated.)

I don’t do shit for the first 2 hours there except bullshit with Printer and one of his friends. Printer leaves with an FB and I feel like a tool just standing around so I start throwing out LIOs and even using Situationals to practice gauging initial interest and then picking up from where we are in agreement (of sexual interest) and moving from there forwards. (You can actually erase it by keeping your communication at a lesser level of male-female sexual dynamic… then it is a bit harder to get back because there is already an established pathway between you two to move downwards on the sexual dynamic.)

It is actually kind of fun to do this… I think in large part because the level of significance I’m placing on the interaction is much less.

I situationally open a blonde milf. She is wearing those kind of shirts that are elastic waist band on the top that sort of rest on top of the breast. The thin shirt material then drapes over the breats and tightens again at the waist. She isn’t wearing a bra and her breasts are big and bouyant. Her nips are hard.

(GIGANTOR begins to stir a bit.)

However, this is where Printer’s “get CJ drunk so he is amusing” kicks in full force as you will see.

CJ: Patron shots? You are bad, bad, bad.

MILF: I know, my last one, I’m driving.

CJ: Does she know that guy? (I’m referring to a guy in the set who is creepily all over her hot friend.)

MILF: They’re married. What’s your name?

CJ: Omigod, you have a little country accent!

MILF: Really? I’ve never been told that… I went to a catholic school and we were taught proper english.

CJ: Catholic girl! Really? You should leave right now… All the catholic girls I’ve known have been into bondage… tied up, handcuffs

MILF: What?

*** cue dumb drunkeness ***

CJ: Handcuffs, handcuffs, handcuffs. You like to be handcuffed. You know, handcuffs! (It was real loud so I thought she couldn’t hear me, thus the repetition! Oh yeah, the alcohol probably had a little to do with it, too).

MILF looks at me weird.

I manage to partially recover. A few minutes later her friend gets her attention and they walk away. She doesn’t look back.

Damnit.

Two girls stroll by. I forgot what I opened them with but they are both attentive from the get-go. The slightly cuter one gets asked to dance by some guy.

I remember telling her she was tiny. She responds well and I use that to get her giggly. I ask her things like, “When you go to a restaurant do you get a booster seat or climb up into a big people chair?”

She is giggling hardcore so I tell her I like girls who laugh at my jokes.

She says no one has ever said stuff like that to her before.

Strawberry fields.

She number closes me as we are being kicked out of the bar.

HB: Sooo… are you going to call me?

CJ: We’re here together right now. Drive me to my car.

She drives me over and we make out for quite a bit.

The cops actually shine flashlights on us through the window and tell us to leave.

CJ: “That sucks, I’m still having fun. Come to my place. I don’t have alcohol but I have water, Coke Zero or tea.”

She follows me. I put on “knocked up” dvd and escalate on the couch.

Seems too easy, doesn’t it? It is that easy sometimes. Knowing where she is at in the interaction is one of the things that separates the advanced PUA from the intermediate. The Intermediate would’ve set the Timebridge and then pushed too hard or too soft to get a bounce. He would’ve wasted time and put sexual vibe in jeopardy by withdrawing sexual intention while running comfort.

The problem with most people’s calibration skills is that they are calibrating to the wrong thing. You don’t calibrate to attraction or whether or not she likes you or whether or not she is paying attention. You calibrate to whether or not she becomes more engaged when you are sending sexual communication.

If you are aware of where she is then it becomes easy to just gently lead, baby-steps along a gradual incline.

Captain Jack

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Force*21 Is not a bunch of theory. It is not a bunch of rehashed techniques. It is the application of my newest technology to YOUR Game with me as a guide.

It will crack the back of your most persistent sticking points and spring you to the next level.

I want you to have my new technology.

I want you to get to this level, too.

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Related posts:

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2. Lay Report: Good Girl Face
3. Lay Report: Ass Parade

It’s closing time so Sinn and I roll out. I send my standard text to HBs who I’ve timebridged. “Hi sexy lady, where you at?”

This is my “Drunk and Lonely Theory.” Here’s the theory:

Point 1. Women go out to get laid.
Point 2. 99.9% of guys’ game sucks.
Point 3. A female CANNOT have sex with a guy she is not attracted to. Due to Point 2 she is sexually frustrated.
Point 4. At 2:30 am the girl is at home, sexually frustrated, drunk and lonely.

This is the best time to send a text.

So one of my friends is in town from London and we’ve just finished a night of Gaming. We’re at the local Steak-n-Shake and I’m going over a few technical points with him… His body language is perfect. He spins the girl. He locks in. He can stay in set pretty much as long as he wants to. He’s already got pretty good game but I notice a few things that will help him skyrocket in the next few months and I’m giving him the breakdown.

After that I begin my usual thread about how females are sexual beings. That they want sex and they are extremely frustrated. Then, I tell him about Drunk-n-Lonely Texting…

He ran a pretty good two-set and he TimeBridged her. Her friend was really hot, too, but I don’t wing so he’s forced to handle them all by their lonesome.

I have him text her and this is how it went down (I had him email me the text message exchange):

IrishPUA : Hey Sexy (notice the complexity of this text message I had him send!!! haaa)

Hotel Girl : Hey!!

IrishPUA: Where you at?

Hotel Girl : Plano

IrishPUA :

Hotel Girl : Why the sad Face?

IrishPUA : I’m not really tired, we should hang out

Hotel Girl : I’m in Plano @ a hotel

IrishPUA : Come see me

Hotel Girl : Come see me!!

IrishPUA : What hotel?

Hotel Girl : X inn I-XX and X-Street

IrishPUA : Ok sexy what room number?

Hotel Girl : 214 you coming

IrishPUA : My friend is dropping me off, be there in 20

Hotel Girl : K

Hotel Girl : Where you at?

Now, this is NOT a rare occurence. I do this quite often. Remember, they went out for SOMETHING and they didn’t get it! But, out of the blue, comes a man… A man with balls… A man who LIKES them and wants to make them feel good!

By going to bang her you are making the world a better place! She will feel less frustrated, more feminine and satisfied. This means she’ll be nicer to everyone around her the next day. All of those people will be happier that a girl was nicer to them than usual… Puppies and babies will be happy.

It’s a giant ripple effect!

Back to our story… She calls as we are nearing the exit. He tells me it sounded like someone else was in there.

Hmmm…

I have to make a decision. Do I have him go it alone for experience’s sake? Or, do I roll in so I can occupy the friend to give him more chances to escalate.

We debate a bit and then I decide to throw it back to the girls. I have him text her something like, “Do you want my friend to come in too?”

She says, “Sure.”

We go in. The obstacle is hotter than I remember. This is a good thing. She has nice blue eyes, is skinny with big tits and that long wavy type hair I dig.

My friend immediately lays down on his Target’s bed. I sit towards the edge of the obstacle’s bed and we begin chatting.

To make a long story short I elicit her values, run the cosmo pattern and two other standard pieces. I do a few kino tests and she is responsive.

At one point she says she’s going to sleep and turns and lays on her pillow facing me. I touch her hand and she looks at me with a submissive look (don’t know how else to describe it). I grab her hand and she interlocks her fingers with mine. I whisper, “Come closer.” she inches forward a bit on her pillow and I kiss her.

From there I did a lot of whispering in between kissing, saying things like:

“This will be our secret.”

“Don’t worry they have no idea what’s happening over here.”

“They’re making out, too. So, this is ok.”

She kept saying stuff like, “We have to be good. I have a date tomorrow night.”

I’d respond, “Since nobody else knows about this, it technically never happend.”

I put my hand down the back of her sweats and wrap all the way around her tiny ass and touch her pussy. Super wet. I begin fingering it and she’s breathing heavy.

After a minute of that I put her hand on my cock and say, “Look what you’ve done to me.” She starts rubbing it and slowly moving her hips.

She turns around puts her ass on it. I pull down her sweats slowly. She wiggles her hips and I push it in.

At one point I was slowly fucking her from behind and she was trying to pretend like nothing was happening and still trying to talk to her friend in the other bed. Haa.

She said, “We shouldn’t be doing this, but I’m going to cum…” and that made me get close to coming and then I realized I didn’t have a condom on!!!

I put one on and re-entered.

But, with the other girl interrupting I never really got to tear it up. Oh well, another time.

My friend got LMR. In hindsight I realized that she wanted to know if WE were fucking because if we were then she would’ve given in. I believe this because several times my friend’s Target tried to use code phrases and shit to ask her friend if we were or had fucked but my girl missed them and so did I.

Then again on Sat. night I used Drunk-n-Lonely texting to pull a tall, hot, innocent looking girl. I was pooped from thurs and friday but got bored sat. night around midnight so I headed to a local venue.

I opened my second set (first set was a no-go) at 1:40a.m. and talked with her till closing. I opened her by saying,

CJ: “Hi, I noticed you from over there and I wanted to come meet you but you had all these guys all over you.”

TallHottie: “I know. It’s not usually like that.”

I felt like I wanted to tell her why but refrained because it wouldn’t have led anywhere. But, I’ll tell you guys. She was with one of her friends who was all over a guy she’s been seeing for about a month. With her friend so occupied she looked bored so she might as well have been a single AND she was at the end of the bar giving guys the perfect opportunity to open her from her right side without having to engage the guy-girl seated on her left.

From there I made some small talk and then stacked strawberry fields with rings-on-fingers. She got EXTREMELY curious/intrigued when I talked about the Non-Judgmental finger. But, when I interlaced the “sexually aggressive” finger with the amount of strawberries she ate she said,

TallHottie: “Well, I’m a good girl. I go to church.”

Haa.

I ignored that statement. Tell her she’s cool AND extremely sexy and Hookah TimeBridge.

Cosmo pattern and the lights come on. But, she is entranced and stands there for a second just staring at me.

Her friend nudges her and they all smile and walk off.

Good thing I got her number…

Text message, 2:05 am.

CJ: “Hey sexy, it’s semi-handsome CJ. Where u at?”

TallHottie: “In my car, where r u?”

CJ: “In my car too. Come see me.”

TallHottie: “Where?”

CJ: “Best Buy parking lot.”

About that time I get a text message from the girl I closed thursday night: “Come see me!!!” — Damnit. I want to bang her again because she’s fucking hot and I feel like I have unfinished business since I didn’t get to let loose on her big tittied skinny ass.

But, in the battle between Already Banged Vagina and New Vagina, New Vagina always wins.

The Tallhottie rolls up next to me and smiles. I get out of the PirateMobile and hop in her car. I say, “Gosh, I wish I would’ve met you earlier.”

We small talk for another 5 minutes and then I say, “I don’t think I’m going to sleep for a few hours. I’m not tired at all. Do you like Wedding Crashers or Old School?”

TallHottie: “Yes, I like both of them but I have only seen parts of Old School.”

CJ: “Cool, let’s go watch them at my place.”

She says “Ok” and just like that we’re off.

Unfortunately, she gives me LMR so no close BUT hopefully this gives you an idea of Drunk-n-Lonely and prompts you to begin trying it. Get the TimeBridge in every set possible and around 15-20 minutes after closing simply text, “Hey sexy” and see what happens.

After several years of doing this I’m STILL amazed it’s this easy. Try it, you’ll like it.

Captain Jack

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I have created a program to help you crack the back of your most persistent sticking points. It is called Force*21 and it has the potential to spring you to the next level in a mere 21 days.

Force*21 Is not a bunch of theory. It is not a bunch of rehashed techniques. It is the application of my newest technology to YOUR Game with me as a guide.

It will crack the back of your most persistent sticking points and spring you to the next level.

I want you to have my new technology.

I want you to get to this level, too.

>>> Click Here to Learn More About Captain Jack's FORCE21 Program <<<

Related posts:

1. Lay Report: Cantalopes
2. Sex and the Ninja
3. Lay Report: Last Call

Printer and I went down to Austin last weekend to see about a software project for his Dad’s Co. but at the last minute his Dad caught a cold or something so it was postponed and we were on standby throughout the weekend in case he felt better…

Austin, TX on a weekend… hmmm… what to do…

We go out and I use one of my favorite low investment openers. Never really thought about why it works but I’ve probably used it 30-40 times now in the past year. The only requirement is you can stack forward.

CJ: “How do you know my friend, Printer?” *** pointing towards the bar where he’s ordering me more liver-destroying liquids. ***

This can be said if they’ve never even seen the guy… or if he just casually said something as he walked by… or if he’s already in set.

HB: “Oh, we don’t.”

That seems like a dead-end opener, doesn’t it?

CJ: “Wow! I’m surprised… He seems to know everyone!”

Can you FEEL the sexual tension?

“No,” you say?

Neither can I. We’re not there yet, dude. But, watch this.

CJ: “Hmmm…. You pick interesting fingers to wear your rings on…”

And, we’re off!

But, that’s not how this one went down.

Instead of “Rings on Fingers” it went like this…

CJ: “Wow! I’m surprised… He seems to know everyone!”
HB: “Well, we’re from Dallas.”
CJ: “Really? So are we! Figures all the cool Dallas people would find each other.”

(Anyone want to comment about WHY the above statement is Ninja-esque?)

We do some more fluff talk for about 2-3 minutes. I tease her a little bit and get some kino in…

CJ: “You know, you’re kinda throwing me a little bit…”
HB: “What? What do you mean?”

The following is one of my FAVORITE pick-up routines… it almost NEVER fails to get the woman attracted hardcore… it is a bit of sexual framing as well.

CJ: “Well, you have a good girl face… but… (dramatic pause)… bad girl mannerisms.” *** I stress the BAD GIRL and look her up and down with lust. ***

She went from mildly curious and attracted to downright Porn Starlet in 1.3 seconds.

HB: “How do you know?”

Notice she’s NOT arguing. In fact, she’s asking me how I know it’s TRUE!

CJ: “You had better stop.”

I kept eye-fucking her, looking her up and down while having the most innocent conversation. I made it a point to stare at her lips, back to her eyes and to her tits several times while biting my lower lip.

And then, I said something close to this (can’t remember exact wording).

CJ: “It must be rough for you. All the guys think you’re all innocent and it keeps you from getting what you really, really want…” as I leaned in closer… and then lightly pushed her away.

After I pushed her away there was a good 10-12 inches between us. She closed the gap and pushed her whole body against me and gave me those “Kiss me now, pleeeeeaaaaaase!” eyes.

Naturally, I obliged.

From then on we were like Siamese Twins joined at the tongue.

Printer told me the next day when talking about the night at lunch that he stayed away because he was embarrassed. People were pointing.

I heard people talking and one girl said, “Oh-my-god!” as she walked by…

Whatever. A good girl needed to get some bad girl lovin’…

CJ: “Man, this sucks… the bar is closing.”
HB: “What do you want to do?”
CJ: “Um, we could go watch a movie at my hotel… It’s not far. But I have to be up early for a meeting.”
HB: “We hardly know each other.”
CJ: “I’m not going to make you do anything you don’t want to do…” – Tongue down again.

She handled the obstacles for me, one girl and one guy, when they tried to pull us apart by the cabs.

Got to the hotel and wrecked it.

~ Captain Jack ~

P.S. Not even Strawberry Fields! This is an example of “Less is More.” If I would’ve gone into my routine stack or done all my Heart Melters and shit she could’ve developed different feelings for me and tried to put off the SNL. You develop a sense of knowing when you’re done and all you need to do is chill out. I’ve gotten pretty good at that.

P.P.S. She has a boyfriend.

P.S #3: She texted that she wants to see me this week.

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I have created a program to help you crack the back of your most persistent sticking points. It is called Force*21 and it has the potential to spring you to the next level in a mere 21 days.

Force*21 Is not a bunch of theory. It is not a bunch of rehashed techniques. It is the application of my newest technology to YOUR Game with me as a guide.

It will crack the back of your most persistent sticking points and spring you to the next level.

I want you to have my new technology.

I want you to get to this level, too.

>>> Click Here to Learn More About Captain Jack's FORCE21 Program <<<

Related posts:

1. Lay Report: Last Call
2. Force*21
3. Lay Report: Ass Parade

It was cool with me… They had a big backyard, a big front yard and plenty of quiet streets to do wheelies on my bike. I ordered a bunch of stuff from “Asian World of Martial Arts” – a bunch of Shuriken and a Bokken and my Authentic Ninja Suit complete with Tabi.

I’d lose myself for hours running around hurling Shuriken into my Ninja Enemies (the trunks of my Granddad’s prized trees) then slicing their heads off with one simple pass of my Bokken.

Every morning I’d wake up deciding what new missions I would have to perform or what scenes I’d be re-enacting from “Enter The Ninja.”

Until I discovered porn.

And, here’s how it happened: One day my friend and I were riding our bikes around the neighborhood. I got the crazy idea to go past Vickery. You probably had a Vickery in your youth too. It’s that street that your parents said, “Don’t go past that street… It’s too far.. It’s too dangerous… You’re liable to get kidnapped and molested by weirdos in a white van with no windows… blah, blah, blah…”

My friend looked at me like I was nuts.

I spoke not a word to let him know I was serious. I could see him calculating in his head. The punishment versus the payoff. After a full minute… the faint etchings of a smile started on the right side of his face and then, gaining speed with each second, spread all the way across until he was grinning like a monkey who had just discovered a barrel of bananas.

I slammed down my highest pedal and looked back at him… “C’mon!”

He sped towards me. We pedaled like Tour De Force bikers for the Vickery finish line.

Our enthusiasm came to a dead stop when we got there. The steel cars rushed by so fast the wind actually moved our bodies a bit. Those suckers were moving Fast!

We decided we needed a little more training, plus… what did we really want to see past Vickery anyway?

We headed back home. Across the railroad tracks we looked down and noticed a box. Being curious kids we thought it could be treasure or something…

…and it was!

A box full of porn magazines. I’m not talking about 4 or 5 or even 10… There had to be nearly 40 or more. An entire assortment!

And, they weren’t Playboys either. They were Oui, Penthouse, and my all-time fave: Swank.

But, the one that really caught my eye was Juggs. It was unreal! After that find I played less and less Ninja and got more and more interested in girls.

So, tonight I was reminded of that time I first encountered Juggs when I pulled this girls bra and top off.

Juggs.

Amazing.

They are etched into my memory. I took mental snapshots of them in action sequence after action sequence.

And, bonus she happens to be cool. We never went out.

I met her at a hotel after party when Mr. X prank called her friend’s party acting like Hotel Security. They came down (8 of them) in their P.J.s to drink with us. Me and Mr. X and 8 hot girls.

At first I thought she was being bitchy…

I started getting into subtle verbal battles with her. I considered outright negging her.

But then I asked myself,

“Could you let go of being so smart and allow it to be
other than what you think it is?”
As soon as I did that I noticed a considerable shift in our conversation. I began to see her “bitchiness” as a manifestation of Ego-Protection and her tendency to relive her Story more than paying attention to what is actually occurring right in front of her.

(On a semi-related note: I had been noticing and pointing Low Self Esteem (LSE) out to friends/students/puas for a couple of months. I now believe 95% of girls in the bar ARE LSE so bad it is dumbfounding. I’ll write more about this later… but, start watching for it and you’ll start to see it all over the place.

Stories are another layer of Ego-Protection. People make split decision assumptions about where things are going based on their past experiences and then behave and communicate in a way that give higher probabilities for the Story to be confirmed. If you see it happening you can break it. I believe one of the strengths of Sexual Framing is it pre-emptively breaks Stories.)

In fact, it wasn’t bitchiness at all. It was actually her deciding that our communication wasn’t going to go anywhere so she was doing NOTHING to try to help it.

The result of her Story (in this case) was simply speaking her mind in a direct and unembellished way.

Once I caught this I did the same thing. I accepted what she said and spoke my mind, too. The more we did this the more attracted we became.

After about 40 minutes her friend wanted to leave so we exchanged numbers and kissed.

We only texted back and forth for a few weeks before seeing each other again. I literally did NOTHING to try to advance the relationship other than try to get her out.

She flaked once… I flaked twice.

Finally, she came over last week, we watched Entourage and made out and got boob access but as I sensed some resistance I backed off.

She came over again tonight. Done deal.

Total elapsed time: 3 hrs 40 minutes. No dates. No phone time. Not even Strawberry Fields.

Simple.

~ Captain Jack ~

P.S. What is this post REALLY about? Layers within Layers.

P.P.S. “Essential substance partakes neither of identity nor difference.”

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Crack the Back of Your Most Persistent Sticking Points, Go to A Level Never Seen Before...

 

I have created a program to help you crack the back of your most persistent sticking points. It is called Force*21 and it has the potential to spring you to the next level in a mere 21 days.

Force*21 Is not a bunch of theory. It is not a bunch of rehashed techniques. It is the application of my newest technology to YOUR Game with me as a guide.

It will crack the back of your most persistent sticking points and spring you to the next level.

I want you to have my new technology.

I want you to get to this level, too.

>>> Click Here to Learn More About Captain Jack's FORCE21 Program <<<

Related posts:

1. Force*21
2. Snippets
3. Lay Report: Sudoku

…and, since Sinn and I just announced the “Same Night Lay” program I figure I’d pull out one from a little over a year ago. Now, this LR does NOT contain the stuff we’ll be teaching because what I’ve discovered over the last year BLOWS THIS AWAY completely and thoroughly. There are some similarities, though. But, while reading this just keep in mind it was over a year ago…and I’ve had over 25+ new lays since this one, a GREAT DEAL of them SNLs.

Stay tuned…

LR: Apples or Donuts
August 8th, 2006

So there I was in the local QuikTrip at 4:24 am, hungry as hell and thirsty, too.

I had to get something to eat. I thought, “Man, you need to lose 15-20 lbs. You should grab an apple.” As my hand started drifting to the apple, a Krispy Kreme display jumped out at me.

Hmmm. Apple or donut. “Dude, you gotta lose some weight.”

An inner voice said, “Lose weight? What for? Do you think it’s gonna matter to your Game?”

And, the truth WAS that it crossed my mind. But, it’s untrue.

(I want to get this off my chest because I read between the lines when I chat, watch or read some of your posts…it’s been bothering me for awhile so I’ve gotta get out before I explode…)

IF ONLY I COULD —

- Be Taller

- Have More Hair

- Be Skinnier (or more muscular)

- Make More Money

- Be Younger/Older

blah, blah, blah, fuck

Weight doesn’t matter.

Looks don’t matter.

Age doesn’t matter.

Height doesn’t matter.

Any one who thinks it is important (for Game) is wrong OR they’re just hiding behind a fucking excuse.

Actually, it does matter, but only to YOU and in YOUR mind.

I’ve seen some of the weirdest shit since starting to game. One time Blincubus and I saw TWO different HB9+ with dude’s who were about 5′ 3″, bald and probably around 300 lbs – in the SAME NIGHT.

We couldn’t believe it. I remember it clearly. Blincubus was going ape-shit over this brunette church-girl hb9+ who was playing darts. He was about to approach her but got distracted. Not even 5 minutse later she walked by with said epitomy-of-not-hot specimen and she was ALL OVER that dude.

Not even 5 minutes later ANOTHER HB9 walked by with another dude with roughly the same stats (maybe an inch or two taller).

—

AceOfHearts, Otto, Tribulus and I met at Sherlock’s.

We bullshitted for awhile and Trib and AceOfHearts did their cool winging gambit on the cute waittress. Trib did some good work and had her HOOKED with his take-away. Gave me goose-bumps and shit.

Ace and I rolled to the other side and I saw this little hottie with a PlayBoy shirt plastered over her tits. She also had a lip ring and a few tattoos (butterflies).

She was alone and I thought, “Naw dude, wait for her group.” Then, I thought, “Screw that man. Go in now and if her group comes deal with them later.”

I think I left Ace in mid-sentence…sorry man.

(Turns out she JUST broke up with her BF a few days ago. She came up there alone but met a couple people she knows. Including two of the waittresses and the manager.)

Just the highlights…

Opened with David Bowie.

Teased her with statements like, “Umm…Note to self – DON’T date this girl”

Shake my head, “Omigod, can dress her up but can’t take her anywhere.”

Played “Guess My Age” Game that I made up about a year ago.

Told her “I had you at 18, I was wondering how you got in here. Fake id or connection.” (She’s 22)

Told her she lost points for drinking a fake beer (“Rolling Rock”).

Qualified her “Beauty is common…”

Took her to meet Trib, Otto, Ace to parade and then isolate.

In isolation ESP Gambit hit both numbers. This freaked her out because she was raised religious.

“I Like…” Game

DHV’ed with story about ex who was a stripper…

Turns out SHE is a stripper (excuse me, exotic dancer). I immediately get up and act like I’m leaving. She pulls me back.

Mystery’s “Never work out between us…” gambit…

I move her to other side.

She dances on me and I push her off and tell her that’ll cost her one dollar. Her jaw drops.

She tries again. “You’re up to two dollars” and push her away. She can’t believe it.

Listen to some music. Vibe a bit. Play the TV Game.

Move her again to booth.

Try “Mystery’s Kiss Close.” but she turns her head.

I back turn and tell her she ruined a great moment. She apologizes and tries to get me to turn back around. I gradually do and start chatting about mundane shit.

Right in the middle of my sentence she kisses me on the cheek.

I say, “Nice. Reminds me of middle school.”

Here’s something funny I did. She said “I have to go to the bathroom.” I start a new thread to keep her there and mid-thread say “I have to pee.” and I get up. She tries to get up but I push her back in the seat. Ha ha.

Kiss close comes soon after.

At 1:30 I say, “wow! almost 2:00. I’ve gotta go get some sleep soon.”

A few minutes later she says she’s having fun and doesn’t feel like going home. I don’t respond.

At 1:40 I say, “geeez, it’s already 1:40. I’ve gotta be up early.” She immediately responds “I don’t wanna go home yet! Do you live alone?”

CJ: “yep”

HB: “Well, I don’t want to go home yet”

CJ: “ok”

HB: “can we hang out at your place for a little while.”

CJ: “hmmm…ok, but only for a little while.”

During the drive I gave two small routines I call “Heart Melters” (I don’t have a better phrase, maybe you can think of one)…

I’ll post them later if anyone wants them. They have NEVER failed to make the girl go “Awwwww! That’s sooooo sweeeeet!”

Took me about an hour to escalate to Full Monty. My LMR tactic of doing a take-away AS SOON AS I notice muscle tension works like a charm.

She has squirting orgasms! How fucking awesome is that!

~ Captain Jack ~

P.S. I didn’t get the apple or a donut. Instead I opted for a box of 15 “Jack’s Pizza Bursts” for $1.59. I AM going to lose 15-20 lbs but not because I think it’ll make a difference in my game but because I have felt better when I was around 190lbs versus my current 210.

P.S.S. She number closed me while I was taking her home. Asked me if it was a fake number and double-checked it while we were driving. Ha ha. Playing hard to get is fun.

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I’m about to glaze her so I ask her where she wants it. She moans and says, “Inside me.” Then she says, “No, wait. I’m not on the pill.” I say, “I already got 2 kids” and thrust a few times to try to pull out to finish on her beautiful breasts. Right as I’m about to nut she says, “cum inside me!” and clinches her legs to keep me in. I pull out and almost immediately go limp.

Fuck!

We mess around again and I go back in. I’m about 10 thrusts away when Sinn and his HB come out to smoke on the patio.

Damn!

We start again and in the middle she says, “Let’s go to your place. I want you to fuck me all night and all day!”

I go, “Cool.”

We start getting dressed and we run out of the apt. giggling like two teenagers who just toilet papered the neighborhood grumpy old man’s house.

We get down to the parking garage and I’m looking for my car.

Then, I start laughing because I forgot Sinn picked me up that night. She wasn’t so amused.

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The Pick-Up – Friday Night
—————————

Sinn’s on fire and he’s all over the place. I’m chilling, practicing my Zen nature and seeing how far I can take this non-approaching system.

I’ve been opened a couple times. One was by a tall latin girl who I thought was at least a solid 8. (Sinn didn’t like her at all.) She was also very cool, elegant and down to earth.

I had just ordered a Shiner Bock draft and it didn’t taste right at all so I got the bartender’s attention to get a different kind of bear.

HBTallLatina: “Are you being difficult?”
CJ: “Yes, I’m very picky.”

We made a LOT of what is usually called “fluff” talk. She was into it. I think the idea that I wasn’t pursuing at all made her start pursuing me. A couple of times when she’d talk she’d lean into me and put her cheek on mine.

I seem to remember that this is significant…something in my brain senses a slight remembrance to…oh fucking yeah…not even a week before I wrote a post on Kiss Tests in which I, like a GrandMaster Sex Escalation Wizard said,

What I do now…
Now that I use sexual framing it is actually advantageous for me NOT to kiss her until the car ride home. It builds anticipation and sexual tension to talk dirty, fill her mind with dirtiness and let it build. I WILL tease by getting real close to her like I’m about to kiss her and then not do it. I’ll also talk in her ear a lot for the closeness and heat in her ear.

Which brings me to another point. If you are talking in her ear and she presses her cheek to yours, she wants to be kissed.

In any case, I lost this one and after mentally reviewing I thought it was because I missed the sexual escalation window so she had to figure that either I wasn’t really interested or I didn’t know what I was doing.

I took another shot at her later but when I switched from being Zen to pursuing it wasn’t there.

Damnit.

I post up at the middle bar and almost immediately there’s a really hot girl with a shirt that is about 1/4 of an inch from revealing her nipples staring at me. She is being extremely blatant about it…

…and there’s a hot girl in these gray tight cottony pants who keeps rubbing her ass on my hand and looking back. She does this no less than 10 times.

I look over and say, “If we’re going to be this intimate we should at least get to know each other.” She giggles and waits for a second for me to say something else. I don’t so she turns back around.

I stay there enjoying the music for awhile. She’s still staring and I keep saying mentally, “If you want it you need to come and get it.”

Another girl walks by and says something to me briefly and when I don’t keep the convo going she stays about two feet off to my left with her friend. They keep looking over.

At about closing time HBFreakazoid comes over right next to me and says, “I’m HBFreakazoid” but I wasn’t looking at her so I didn’t know if she was saying it to me or someone else. I decide it was for me as she was staring at me all night. I say something like “How’s it going…”

We small talk for a bit and I invite her to go eat with us. She says ok but she has to close her tab first. She is EXTREMELY drunk, though, and her friend is obviously driving. So when I come back around and tell her to follow us south, she says they are going north.

I already have her number so I pat her on the head and Sinn and I roll out.

She calls me on the way home but she is making NO SENSE. It was so funny I put her on speaker so Sinn can hear.

The next morning she sends me two texts. I text back and she calls. We chat briefly and I tell her I’ll be heading out tonight but I’m not sure where. She says she wants to hang out and I tell her to give me a call later to see where I am.

I’m still not pursuing and everything is framed that she has to do the work.

———-
The Close
———-

The girl texted me earlier and I told her where I’d be but don’t hear anything back.

Saturday night we end up at the same bar. Her friend recognizes me and starts chatting and then says, “HBFreakazoid is here! Wait right here!”

When the friend comes back Sinn starts seeding the pull. There was a cute enough Mexican girl who was burning holes in me with her eyes. I finally hold out my hand and she comes over. We talk a bit before she heads back to her friends.

A little later we start talking again and I number close her in the parking lot right before HBFreakazoid comes out. We’ve been texting back and forth so I’m going to get her on a Time Constrained Day2 this week.

By the time we get to her friend’s car we’re making out. I finger her in the backseat.

Get back to Sinn’s pad and we both close no LMR.

~ Captain Jack ~

P.S. You can read Sinn’s version here.

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Force*21 Is not a bunch of theory. It is not a bunch of rehashed techniques. It is the application of my newest technology to YOUR Game with me as a guide.

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I want you to have my new technology.

I want you to get to this level, too.

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Sinn, Fidelio and I roll into x-bar. It is target rich. Plenty of 7.5’s and above. I’m feeling particularly good because I have a kickass start to 2007. I already have tne lay in Scottsdale (see LR: Sunburst) and have perhaps one of the top 3 hottest girls I’ve ever sarged in my life dying for me to come back. She’s a 5 foot tall, long shiny black haired Indian hottie with big breasts and a beautiful face. Not too mention I have 5 girls in DFW constantly texting/calling wanting to hook up again. Naturally, I’m feeling like this whole sarging thing has paid off in terms of sexual availability. This puts a smile on my face.

I open a set and it is a NO-GO. Not a blow out but it fizzles. Sinn opens a set and stays in for awhile before freezing his target out with a backturn.

I am chatting with Fidelio and as usual the shots are coming hard and heavy. Luckily I can sarge while tipsy thanks to Fidelio, Sinn and APB.

Sinn opens up a 2set of females and I open what I thought was a 2M, 1F set. It turns out it was a 2F, 4m set. Uggg. However, I manage to handle the set well. The target is into me but another male brings her a drink and she tries to cover her attraction with a shit test. This garners her a backturn and a freeze out while I chat with Fidelio again.

Strapper comes by and intros his roommate to me briefly and they head off. I was hoping to chat a bit longer but they had somewhere to be.

The Target opens me again and her friend butts into the convo. I briefly consider switching targets but decide that the brunnette is hotter because the blonde, while having bigger tits, is too chunky.

About this time, Sinn intros me to the obstacle in his set. She’s tall and slender with an average face. I know Sinn is trying to pull the big tittied Target so I think, “Am I gonna fuck this girl so Sinn can fuck his girl?” I look her up and down and decide I would do it. She’s about as hot as my other target but she has NO obstacles as Sinn already has her friend wrapped.

I qualify and move into comfort. Sinn posted this about the end of the night on his blog:

“I had a conversation about how none of us want to time-bridge as I live in LA, CJ hates driving and Fidelio lives like an hour away. So we start planning the pull. CJ comes back with the obstacle and I hear mention of an after hours place. So it’s on. We pull the girls out, send Fidelio back to the pirate pad with the car and get into the most disgusting car I have ever seen a girl drive. My girl was 5′3 and she could not sit straight because there was soo much shite in the back seat of her car.

CJ’s girl’s blood sugar or soemthing got low so we had to head to CVS, they both run in and I start escalating in the backseat. They come back as I have my hand down her pants. Whoops. We start heading to the after hours place, but on the way CJ(the master of the pull) starts a brillant campaign. He says ” Let’s stop by my place and pick up some alcohol, cuz they stop serving at 2 but they let you bring your own until 4.” So we now head the 30 minutes to the pirate pad.

BTW the pirate pad was in complete disarray as I have been staying on an inflatable mattress on the floor. and have my clothes in my suitcase as you head inside. So we get inside and the girls go to the bathroom, then I throw on an episode of the office and we settle into the couch and love seat respectively. About 30 mins in CJ isolates to his bedroom, and i start escalating on the couch, until we almost fall off. Relocate to the inflatable mattress. Which is not made for 2. I get her pants off and encounter LMR. Great, my NY’s resolution is that I no longer deal with LMR so I just start to “take care of myself” and when I’m done I cuddle with her and go to sleep. I wake up a half hour later and decide I’ll try to reinitiate. I go to the bathroom to wash my hands, and as I’m in there I hear CJ’s girl come out and ask my girl if she wants to stay. She does, so I assum it is O-N. I go back start kissing her back and bada-bing bada boom it’s over. I do not reccomend having sex on an inflatable mattress as it’s not really the most stable surface or comfortable. Funny side note- CJ’s girl goes into the bathroom while we are doing the deed in broad view and my girl wants to stop, then as soon as the light goes back off she jumps me.”

Ok. After I pulled my Target to my room I encountered the stiffest LMR I’ve had for awhile. My girl was LSE and I had to work some fucking verbal magic. Luckily, Future had discussed his wicked “Advanced Comfort” ideas just a week earlier. Here’s one statement based on his ideas that I used during LMR that broke it down by about 80-90%:

CJ: You know how you told me earlier how your dream is to design clothes? Well, I didn’t want to mention this earlier but….(pause)
Girl: What?
CJ: Well, I work with a lot of successful business owners and you reminded me of them when you were talking about that. I really believe you can do that…

Now, mind you, she is on top of me in just her panties. I’ve tried to get them off 3 or 4 times. After I say that she PULLS her panties aside and sits on my boner (just on top, still hasn’t put it inside her) and starts going crazy!

Girl: (breathless): omigod! omigod! (she is saying this in response to what I said, not the extra action…)

CJ: It’s too bad you’re such a dork! (pushing her off)

I KNOW that’s the first time that’s ever happened to her BECAUSE the look on her face was priceless! She was literally dumbfounded! She sat there for a good minute confused. I then pulled her panties off and started making out with her again.

About that time she heard someone in the bathroom and peaked out the door. When she noticed her friend still on the inflatable mattress she opened the door and stepped out to SHOW her friend she was totally nude and asked if her friend wanted to stay.

After she shut the door and crawled back in bed she asked if I had a condom…done deal.

Lay #3: A few days later… PlayerT: 0 CaptainJack 3

I’ve had many battles with PlayerT and the associated natural/players and I’ve always come out ahead. One of my greatest triumphs was (LR: CaptainJack wins Tug of War…. or something).

One night Fidelio and I were out just bullshitting. This was a weird night because instead of Fidelio getting all the AI’s (as usual) I was getting them. I’m not used to that shit so I didn’t know what to do. A 2f, 1m set against the wall called me over. They were both 9s and dressed wonderfully like professionals just off of work from some Fortune 500 company. Absolutely luscious women. One of them looked over at me and said, “You can come talk to us until your friend gets back” or something.

What did I do? Not a damn. I just smiled like a dumbass. Damn.

Everytime I turned around Fidelio was shoving some “Alligator Sex Fuck” shot that tasted like applesauce in my face. By midnight I couldn’t focus my eyes.

But, I DID notice two other AI’s. My drunken attempt at sarging made one hottie regret she had given me an AI. I knew I was fucking it up with each word that tumbled out of my pie hole yet I kept on “plowing” until she finally back turned me and made a face to her friends. Fuck.

Not to worry. A brunnette with a big ass had given me an AI earlier and was giving me another.

Fresh off of destroying that HB9 AI I got I decided to just waltz over and talk to the brunnette big ass chick (called HB2005).

It turned out she was older than I thought but still fuckable. But, all in all I’d call her a 2005 lay. I like to think I’ve graduated a bit.

I number closed her. I briefly thought about attempting the SNL but I knew that if I could barely focus my eyes that GIGANTOR wouldn’t be able to do his thing so I let it go.

The day2, I meet her at the local venue and we start drinking. PlayerJ comes up and starts talking to her. She introduces us and he says, “Hey, I know him! We had a few after parties at his place” or something similar. I invite him to sit down and head to the bathroom. He has a hottie and two “ok” girls with him. On the way back my Target says, “Hey, do you know PlayerJ?”

I laugh. Yep. Well, guess what?! She says they’ve been dating for 3 weeks!

She spends the rest of the night kinoing me and making out with me and telling me not to worry, they are just friends!

She leaves about midnight. I hang out and do two more sets both NO-GOs

Day3…My apartment. I get LMR and she tries to pull me out to local venue. I decline. I text Sinn telling him I am through with her.

Day4… Sinn and I are at local venue and she is there. He agrees she is 2005 status. We game some sets. He games and number closes a half-white/half-asian girl I consider an HB8+ but he’s not very attracted.

I get Sinn incredibly drunk. He comes up with a new opener on an obstacle I pulled over. I have the Target hooked. She is a tiny half latin/half black girl with a nose ring and perky tits with her tight midriff showing. Sinn’s new opener is, “Ugggh, girl you don’t have a chance!” as he wavers back in forth in his drunkeness.

The 2set leaves but I don’t care because that was hilarious!

HB2005 comes over and we bounce to Dennys and then back to my place where I close HB2005.

~ CJ ~

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Crack the Back of Your Most Persistent Sticking Points, Go to A Level Never Seen Before...

 

I have created a program to help you crack the back of your most persistent sticking points. It is called Force*21 and it has the potential to spring you to the next level in a mere 21 days.

Force*21 Is not a bunch of theory. It is not a bunch of rehashed techniques. It is the application of my newest technology to YOUR Game with me as a guide.

It will crack the back of your most persistent sticking points and spring you to the next level.

I want you to have my new technology.

I want you to get to this level, too.

>>> Click Here to Learn More About Captain Jack's FORCE21 Program <<<

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