Lay Reports
Lay Report: Last Call
It’s been a while since I’ve written a Lay Report. One reason is because I don’t really learn much from writing them down anymore. At first, when you are learning and practicing a lot it is GREAT, I’d say even required, in order to get really good.
Anyway, I had a meeting from 7:00-10:00 and met [...]
Lay Report: The Power of Drunk-n-Lonely Texting
For those of you unfamiliar with Captain Jack’s “Drunk and Lonely Theory of Texting” here’s an excerpt from LR: Cantalopes:
It’s closing time so Sinn and I roll out. I send my standard text to HBs who I’ve timebridged. “Hi sexy lady, where you at?”
This is my “Drunk and Lonely Theory.” Here’s the theory:
Point 1. Women [...]
Lay Report: Good Girl Face
I’ve been SUPER Busy but still out there having lots o’ fun.
Printer and I went down to Austin last weekend to see about a software project for his Dad’s Co. but at the last minute his Dad caught a cold or something so it was postponed and we were on standby throughout the weekend in [...]
Lay Report: Juggs.
When I was a kid my dad and I moved in with my Grandparents for awhile after my mom and dad got divorced.
It was cool with me… They had a big backyard, a big front yard and plenty of quiet streets to do wheelies on my bike. I ordered a bunch of stuff from “Asian [...]
Classic Lay Report: Apples or Donuts
While I’ve been laying low, devising a new Pick-Up Methodology AND planning my eventual domination of the entire Advertising industry, I’ve been too busy to put some thought into a valuable blog post. I DO have some things percolating regarding my new methodology but it’s in the Theory, Planning and Observation stages and I need [...]
Lay Report: Girls Want to Chase
HBFreakazoid and I are both naked on Sinn’s couch which is quickly approaching The Pirate Pad(TM) couch in DNA levels. I’m sweating and breathing heavy from bringin’ it.
I’m about to glaze her so I ask her where she wants it. She moans and says, “Inside me.” Then she says, “No, wait. I’m not on the [...]
Lay Report: Two New Lays
Lay #2 for 2007, early January:
Sinn, Fidelio and I roll into x-bar. It is target rich. Plenty of 7.5’s and above. I’m feeling particularly good because I have a kickass start to 2007. I already have tne lay in Scottsdale (see LR: Sunburst) and have perhaps one of the top 3 hottest girls I’ve ever [...]
