Lay Report: Seducing Two Women Back to Back SNLs and a 3some?
Crazy weekend for me.
I started off Friday. Rolled out solo and ran into Vector and some D-Lair guys. Chatted with Vector a little bit and they mentioned they were going to a diff place across the street.
Really wasn’t much out. The only 2 girls I wanted were already invested with guys and I pussed out by not opening this tall thin Latina, easily the hottest girl there and probably one of the hottest anywhere she goes.
About 1:15 or so I start chatting with this blonde nurse, we start dancing and then sit at a table. I could tell by the conversation this was essentially a done deal so I just chilled and did some physical escalation. (When you are clear on all the dynamics you don’t do anything because it can make her think you don’t get what is going on, then you’ll probably have to go back and clear them.)
Her (hideously fat) friend was having a girl conference with her trying to decide if she was going to bang the cop she was with… They were pretty blatant about it and talked about it right in front of me… I told the nurse something like, “She should. Sex is fun and really enjoyable. Two adults should be able to do whatever they want without worrying about it. I’m not judgemental blah, blah, blah…” but that is the only frame I set. I don’t think I needed to do it but since it was out there I figured I might as well explicitly handle it.
At the end of the night she blatantly asked, “Are you going to take me home with you?”
Awesome body which she attributed to doing yoga several times a week. (All girls should have to do yoga.)
I drove her back to her car in the morning and she took my number and texted “call me sometime.”
One set, one lay.
I sleep most of the day Saturday and wake up happy as shit that I don’t have a hangover.
I want to check out a bar in Fort Worth that I haven’t been to in years but it doesn’t get started until 11:00-11:30… I find if I get out that late that I have a little trouble getting situated mentally as I honestly can’t stand bars/clubs/alcohol/smoke/crowds… so I go to my local place with plans to leave at 11:00 for the other place.
Again, not really that many hot girls. There are 2 in a 3set (2 hot girls and one blonde elephant). The hot girls are doing lesbianish dance moves all over each other and I’m liking it because it is them basically broadcasting to all the dudes that they want penis.
Problem #1: They are at a table (hate opening seated sets).
Problem #2: They are at the OTHER side of the bar against the wall. Which means I would have to walk across the bar to open them.
At that point I would have to go direct.
Damnit.
I mentally decide I will do it right before I leave for the other bar if one of the hot ones doesn’t break away and head to the bar. (That’s actually a sign I look for… some girls have realized that breaking away from their gfs for a bit will get them opened so they do it. Watch for it. I promise you’ll start to see it happen. Open them, it puts the odds a bit more in your favor).
Right about that time the Blonde elephant rumbles across the dance floor and she’s heading towards me…
oh, shit.
I’m going to have to deftly reject a fatty without pissing her off and ruining my chances of having sex with one of her human female acquaintances.
The elephant’s momentum grinds to a stop a few feet short of me… She wasn’t coming for me! She came for the blond dude with a little boy haircut and his friend! She takes them to the table to talk to the two hotties.
I find this interesting because the 2 guys are presented with a golden opportunity and it’s so painfully obvious they have no fucking clue what to do.
The girls bail leaving the dudes at their table about 15 minutes later.
Now there are NO hot girls in the venue and I’m getting ready to leave when I spy a Vanessa Hudgens look alike… sitting with 3 dudes.
Oh well, I stare at her and catch her eye. She smiles and stares back.
Hmm… this could be interesting.
I move to my bird’s nest spot putting me right in front of her.
We keep exchanging glances for the next 20 minutes or so. I’m debating what to do… I want her but there will be dozens of girls I want at the venue I’m going to instead of just one in the worst possible situ at this one… decisions, decisions.
She makes it easy on me by walking right past me.
Ninjitsu ensues and about one minute later I am sitting at her table with her.
The guys are pissed.
They are talking shit about me and I act like I don’t hear and keep talking to her. (I am on her left hand side and they are across and to her right).
Long story short, one was her ex bf who wants her back and the other acts like he is her big brother. In between me talking to her they are arguing about my presence.
This makes me want to win even more. What better revenge?
She says that she has to leave and gets my number, kissing me real quick and going with them.
I text her at 2:30 am and she arrives at 3:10am.
One set, one lay.
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Early Sunday night I am thinking I am too tired to go out. My stomach muscles hurt. But, it’s a holiday night and it always seems like those end up being crazy!
I talk to Sinn on the phone about the past two nights. He says I need to try to keep the streak going. I decide he’s right and start getting myself mentally geared towards going out.
I see AceOfHeartSS at the bar and I like to see him out because he actually opens. After coming back from the rest room he is talking to a cute tall blonde.
About that time, I open 2 hot asians. I can’t even remember what I said something like “It’s a good thing you are hot because you are tiny.” or something silly like that.
They are immediately all over me. I pick the short one up and she screams and hugs me tight.
I tease them a few times and have a normal conversation for a bit and towards closing time I walk them to the car and get in.
Things are going well so I hatch a plan: Bang Two Hot Asians.
Problem #1: I’m drunk. The 2 nights of drinking caught up with me this night and I only seemd to have half my normal tolerance. This impairs my almost flawless strategic abilities.
Whenever I escalate with one the other interrupts. At one point the shorter asian is straddling me in the back seat giving me a lap dance while I am trying to rub the other’s boobies through her shirt.
I’m thinking… holy shit, this is going to be a cold approach SNL 3some.
Not so fast. (God has other plans.)
They actually start talking about who is going to fuck me. Right in front of me.
I’m sitting in the back seat now. They are in the front.
Asian #1: “I want you to…”
Asian #2: “No, you should go home with him. I can tell you like him.”
Asian #1: “You saw him first.”
I’m sitting back there dumbfounded. I can’t speak. Perhaps they thought they were speaking Asianish instead of English… It’s really strange to have people talking about you like you are not there and this is the 2nd night in a row it has happened to me.
I want to say, “No problemo laides… I’ll pound the shit out of both of you!”
Instead I say, “Let’s go to my hot tub.”
I am confused.
They are confused.
They can’t work out who gets to fuck me and like a dumbass I should’ve just decided. That’s all I would’ve had to do…
Asian #1 says, ‘I have to drop her off at home.’
what would the proper thing for me to do? “Ok, cool, gimme your number.” Then what? Then I wait 15 minutes and text her to come see me.
Simple, right? Not to a confused drunk man. To a confused drunk man that is like Calculus to a retard.
So, I get nothing.
Damnit.
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man. do you ever have shitty nights where the girls don't want you??/??
Yes, dude. That's most nights.
Jason, I like you=]
I actually send you lots of traffic telling people about you, lol.
What forums do you actually post on? Shoot me a email if you want.
- Anthony
Thanks for the traffic!
I don't really post on forums anymore.
I'm glad you have had success with the eCoaching!
CJ
Damn CJ you let alcohol come in between you and a snl 3some.
Imagine how well you would do if you would stay sober or just get tipsy.
Yes, I know. It sucks.
I also realized that I had only 1 meal on Sunday so that combined with 2 nights of drinking and not much sleep all conspired to fuck things up.
I really wasn't thinking correctly. 999 times out of 1,000 I would turn that into at least a lay.
Sucks! But such is this adventure called Game!
that's the problem with alcohol, the first few drinks will get you more talkative and in social mode, but if you continue drinking after that and get drunk you'll be less able to focuss and thus less able to say the right things at the right time.
still amazed by your success though! especially that you can get the girls to come over later on the same night.
you also swiftly demonstrate the power of momentum when playing the game. thus, the more momentum you built with attracting women, the easier it gets to get the next one.
you make it look easy dude!
which it can and should be.
hahahl oh man you gotta love it… the alcohol part, they don't call you a captain jack the butt-pirate for nuthin'
But you are stealing my shit, one approach, one set, game over. I love doing that, its like a game, bagging chicks first fucking try.
Lol, Jack, I spit out my water in the end but thats the reason I only drink a couple just to get me loosy goosy to talk to girls