Lay Report: Last Call
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It’s been a while since I’ve written a Lay Report. One reason is because I don’t really learn much from writing them down anymore. At first, when you are learning and practicing a lot it is GREAT, I’d say even required, in order to get really good.
Anyway, I had a meeting from 7:00-10:00 and met Printer at the standard Thurs. night venue. I think that was the first time I’ve been there since last November.
Surprisingly, I didn’t recognize many people. There’s been a pretty good amount of turnover, which is good.
Printer does his thing of handing me double shots all night long, primarily because I do funny and stupid shit when I’m drunk. Case in point: We were in Scottsdale Az and about 20 minutes to close I walk over and start talking to a cute girl. She was interested and then abruptly left.
Printer said she looked real interested and asked me what happened. She abruptly left after I said, “Girl, gimme a sample of what you’re samplin’”
I guess she thought it was crude or something. I simply meant I wanted to bone her. (Girls are so complicated.)
I don’t do shit for the first 2 hours there except bullshit with Printer and one of his friends. Printer leaves with an FB and I feel like a tool just standing around so I start throwing out LIOs and even using Situationals to practice gauging initial interest and then picking up from where we are in agreement (of sexual interest) and moving from there forwards. (You can actually erase it by keeping your communication at a lesser level of male-female sexual dynamic… then it is a bit harder to get back because there is already an established pathway between you two to move downwards on the sexual dynamic.)
It is actually kind of fun to do this… I think in large part because the level of significance I’m placing on the interaction is much less.
I situationally open a blonde milf. She is wearing those kind of shirts that are elastic waist band on the top that sort of rest on top of the breast. The thin shirt material then drapes over the breats and tightens again at the waist. She isn’t wearing a bra and her breasts are big and bouyant. Her nips are hard.
(GIGANTOR begins to stir a bit.)
However, this is where Printer’s “get CJ drunk so he is amusing” kicks in full force as you will see.
CJ: Patron shots? You are bad, bad, bad.
MILF: I know, my last one, I’m driving.
CJ: Does she know that guy? (I’m referring to a guy in the set who is creepily all over her hot friend.)
MILF: They’re married. What’s your name?
CJ: Omigod, you have a little country accent!
MILF: Really? I’ve never been told that… I went to a catholic school and we were taught proper english.
CJ: Catholic girl! Really? You should leave right now… All the catholic girls I’ve known have been into bondage… tied up, handcuffs
MILF: What?
*** cue dumb drunkeness ***
CJ: Handcuffs, handcuffs, handcuffs. You like to be handcuffed. You know, handcuffs! (It was real loud so I thought she couldn’t hear me, thus the repetition! Oh yeah, the alcohol probably had a little to do with it, too).
MILF looks at me weird.
I manage to partially recover. A few minutes later her friend gets her attention and they walk away. She doesn’t look back.
Damnit.
Two girls stroll by. I forgot what I opened them with but they are both attentive from the get-go. The slightly cuter one gets asked to dance by some guy.
I remember telling her she was tiny. She responds well and I use that to get her giggly. I ask her things like, “When you go to a restaurant do you get a booster seat or climb up into a big people chair?”
She is giggling hardcore so I tell her I like girls who laugh at my jokes.
She says no one has ever said stuff like that to her before.
She number closes me as we are being kicked out of the bar.
HB: Sooo… are you going to call me?
CJ: We’re here together right now. Drive me to my car.
She drives me over and we make out for quite a bit.
The cops actually shine flashlights on us through the window and tell us to leave.
CJ: “That sucks, I’m still having fun. Come to my place. I don’t have alcohol but I have water, Coke Zero or tea.”
She follows me. I put on “knocked up” dvd and escalate on the couch.
Seems too easy, doesn’t it? It is that easy sometimes. Knowing where she is at in the interaction is one of the things that separates the advanced PUA from the intermediate. The Intermediate would’ve set the Timebridge and then pushed too hard or too soft to get a bounce. He would’ve wasted time and put sexual vibe in jeopardy by withdrawing sexual intention while running comfort.
The problem with most people’s calibration skills is that they are calibrating to the wrong thing. You don’t calibrate to attraction or whether or not she likes you or whether or not she is paying attention. You calibrate to whether or not she becomes more engaged when you are sending sexual communication.
If you are aware of where she is then it becomes easy to just gently lead, baby-steps along a gradual incline.
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Rad….are you forreal CJ?
This is all it took you to do that? DAMN YOU!!!:P
good stuff! Keep em coming!
PS:can I find your previous LRs on MASF? I remember following your battle with Sinn:P
jaja Scottsdale.. Lol too easy.. girls with money looking for adventures they lack in thier lives since money has always provided for basically everything they need..
I never post here even though I read your stuff all the time..
Good stuff though CJ, I really loved that “Someday” audio
Thanks man. You always have kick ass lessons to your stories. In this “You calibrate to whether or not she becomes more engaged when you are sending sexual communication.” is money. Quick question tho “LIOs” not familiar with this term ?
I like the handcuffs …
A lot you can find in my “Grande Adventures PDF” on this site and by searching this blog. I do have quite a few on mASF but I moved to mainly “Mystery's Lounge” after I took his bootcamp.
Yeah man, that's one of those things were it would be among my “last words” on my deathbed.
LIO = Low Investment Opener… it's serves as a way to warm up and get extroverted. It is also a quick way to gauge the openness of the Target. I like to use them because too much investment early on can lead to nowhere sets.
Nice name, Printer, I bet she likes printers with good features =p…