Fuck-up Report: The Hot Blond Animal Lover
Sinn wrote a Fuck-up Report recently and I realized it’s been awhile since I’ve done so I thought I’d throw it out there as well. They are a bit cathartic, haa.
When I fuck up it is usually for one of two reasons: 1) I misinterpret a statement that shows interest and don’t acknowledge by reward or 2) I don’t keep the Intention strong enough to keep things advancing forward and through all the random shit that happens in field.
This particular fuck-up contained BOTH but I recovered from the first one.
After finishing eating dinner at a bar/restuarant I was debating what I wanted to do next, everything sounded boring so I decided to hang out for a bit until I could decide… the bartendresses and the waittresses were just hot enough to keep me there. (Notice the weak Intention?)
A Cougar sits right next to me even though there are 12 available seats nearby. I have a “No Cougar” policy because I hate getting tricked. Hot body in clothes, soft stretch-markey, etc when out of clothes. (Ok, not ENTIRELY true but it’s happened enough to me that I don’t like the risk.)
She opens me and we chat. I figure there is no harm in Gaming her because it’s better than just sitting on your ass.
In the middle of our conversation a hot MILF walks by and sits one seat away from her. I notice this and think at some point I may try to get her involved in the convo.
It’s so weird because I sometimes forget just how strong social proof is… as I’m talking to the COUGAR the hot bartenders and waitresses are giving me more (and longer) eye-contact.
I’m getting a little bored with this conversation because she keeps bringing up the “I was a gymnast back in the day and I’m amazed that I’m still so flexible after all this time” Thread… I keep trying to make eye contact with the MILF but a complete Chode is talking to her so she is facing slightly to her left and away from me.
It turns out that the COUGAR is actually waiting for a younger dude (i.e 38 year old) who has not yet been scarred as I have… he arrives and they start talking. I leave it be and silently pray for him.
They leave a few minutes later and that leaves only 2 seats between me and the Blonde MILF. The chode tried a number close but got shot down fully and completely. He said something like, “Well, if you’re leaving soon I’d like to walk you out to your car and we can talk about maybe going on a date.” (um, what?) to which she said, “No, that’s ok. I think I’m going to stay here instead.” She was visibly creeped out at that point.
He left and I leaned over and opened her situationally about The Dog Whisperer. I’d overheard her talking about her dogs earlier.
She gets up and sits right next to me.
We immediately start talking about that for a bit. She asks what I do and that opens up my Advertising thread which gets me into Psychology and eventually…
wait for it…
can you guess what’s coming? ….
wait for it….
Stawberry Fields!
Bet you didn’t see that shit coming!
She asked me if I had to work in the morning. She asked me if I lived close by. She asked me what I was doing the rest of the night. She asked me if I was looking for a relationship because she wasn’t and she’d just gotten out of one.
I answer each one logically.
Somebody kill me.
She says, “Maybe I’ll see you again here sometime.”
I say, “Probably not. I don’t ever come here.”
She looks super-deflated and confused.
A few minutes later it dawns on me… she’s been coming on to me for about 30 minutes and I’ve been missing them all… I try to repair but all momentum is gone.
Rust sucks. Ugg.
She was hot.
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you missed the logistics questions? aren't you usually the one asking them? where's the sexualised framing?
It seams PUAs sabotage themselves too.
Perhaps you didn't get the “FUCK UP” part of the report…
“I have a “No Cougar” policy because I hate getting tricked. Hot body in clothes, soft stretch-markey, etc when out of clothes. (Ok, not ENTIRELY true but it’s happened enough to me that I don’t like the risk.)”
haha, great policy!
but seriously CJ, did you actually not notice the meaning behind her questions, or was something else holding you back?
I mean “She asked me if I had to work in the morning. She asked me if I lived close by. She asked me what I was doing the rest of the night. She asked me if I was looking for a relationship because she wasn’t and she’d just gotten out of one.” Even an afc would understand what was on her mind.
If a girl ask you “what are you doing later”, what's the best response for that
If a girl ask you “what are you doing later”, what's the best response for that
This was funny. I think it was low intention that did it.