If I was a chick I would bang …
Comment posted on Find Out Why Captain Jack is All Depressed and Shit. by Connor
If I was a chick I would bang CJ
Connor
P.S. CJ in NO way influenced me to write that
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Jesus man…. Either you are a genius or a lunatic (or both). Definitely awesome to have a different way of looking at things. The results yielded by quickly and subtlety letting her know you want to fuck her (and that you'll in fact appreciate that) can't be explained by MM.This concept is very interesting.
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brilliant - Tap Into Unconscious Behavior Sequences to Get What You Want
LOLWell I certainly hope so!
- Tap Into Unconscious Behavior Sequences to Get What You Want
haha thanks dude! I heard that six readers were found dead last week after suffering hilarity related deaths… Not sure if its true but that's what I heard anyway - Tap Into Unconscious Behavior Sequences to Get What You Want
Dude,I have been yammering about a similar thing for quite some time… We really don't know what the fuck we are doing. Our conscious brain just makes up shit to tell us after we do something to make it seem like we are nice and in control. I read about initially in “The Blank Slate” by Steven Pinker. I find the whole thing super interesting…
By the way… I notice that a certain someone isn't following certain someone else's blog any more… Mongo would be crying into his fish heads if he found out!
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haha… and it's all because your last post shed light on Dear ol' Capt. Jack's homoerotic tendencies losing you the 8,291,999 homophobic single males in america
Dont be sad dear, I love you
Im from brazil and I think Im subscribed dunno =p
If I was a chick I would bang CJ
Connor
P.S. CJ in NO way influenced me to write that
Alright El Capitan… I enjoy your blog… moreso than your blog, I enjoy your lay reports. Seeing you transform from the guy who thought he was mystery through to who you are now was awesome. I think your history is one of the FEW that is well documented, and actually believable. However, two things.
1) There are only 7,656,000 more single women than men in the U.S. (based on your figures.)
2) POST MORE. I swear man, I've gone like weeks without seeing a post from you. I read your blog EVERY SINGLE TIME you post, but it only takes me about 45 seconds. I'm dedicated to reading it because of all the time I spent reading your lay reports PDF. but, some people may not remember to come back. If you're giving us juicy shit every single day (no matter how small) then I'm sure people would view the blog as 'active' and keep coming around. I think blogs require quantity; even if the quality is low on some posts.
-PS
Meh, don't sweat it man. The problem is as technologically advanced as us blogger types are, a very small fraction of the people visiting our sites haven't a clue to what RSS or Feed Readers are. Even if they did click on the feed button, they probably wouldn't know what to do with it.
Who cares about numbers anyways, it's about quality right? Kind of like saying who's a better pua, the guy who has banged 200 fat chicks or the guy who's banged 10 super models…
You should really make entire posts available via RSS. It's annoying to have to click out of my reader to see the whole post.
Hey CJ,
I noticed that your aweber account has over 1000 people on it. Did you know that if you setup a “blog broadcast” inside Aweber these count toward your feedburner number? This would put your over 1,700 instantly. Hope it helps!
Good idea… Can you send me a link to how to do that? I googled “make entire posts available via Rss” but nothing like that came up…
Holy shit man, excellent idea. I'm beginning to think there is hope for you yet!
Probably because your posting has been erratic lately. Your archives and lay reports are amazing, but you just haven't been posting consistent, quality content to your blog.
Maybe I should have a regular update schedule. Even so, my readership has tripled in the last 6 months.
Here are google stats from Jan 5th-Feb 5th…
* 8,793 Visits
* 20,561 Pageviews
* 2.34 Pages/Visit
* 00:03:33 Avg. Time on Site
* 33.58% % New Visits
Probably because your posting has been LAME lately. Not to call you out CJ, I love your stuff and I think that you are one of the most innovative PUAs in the game, but you wrote yourself how you have 4 fuck buddies and 2 numbers in your phone. You're the guru's guru, but it seems to me that you've lost your killer instinct. That's why El Topo called you out for that February challenge. Get off of your ass and bury him! I can't wait to read about it.
Actually, I have ZERO fuck buddies and ZERO numbers. I do that when I get ready to go on a tear… Sorta like not feeding a shark for awhile so when a little blood gets in the water it goes nuts…
For the most part this post was a playful joke. My blog readership has actually tripled in the last 6 months. So while I DO believe all 44 million single guys should be reading my blog, I'm not terribly worried that it's only about 5,000.
CJ
“I promise my NEXT post will have information so shocking you’ll probably nut immediately upon reading it. (Jerk.)”
I just came. Sorry, premature e-jaculation.
CJ – we need more info on SNLs – you are the guru's guru on this stuff so master – show me the way!
K
Glad it helped!
Glad it helped!