The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown
Aaahhhh… The good old days.
I remember about 2 years ago, I was unwinding and doing a bit of “research” at my local bar when I spotted someone who looked familiar.
I thrust my head forward a bit and squinted my eyes to see across the smoky haze.
While I was staring and trying to figure out who it was he noticed me and darted across the seated section towards my spot. Before I could blink he was upon me. I smiled and acted like I knew who he was while trying to figure it out…
I DEFINITELY know this guy…
Had I stolen a girl from him before?
Did I bang his sister? His mom?
“Hmmm…. I’m sure I know him” I thought.
Now, what was his name again?
He had been jabbering away the whole time, asking some shit about approach angles and whatnot while caressing his ballooned belly.
Totally fucks up my buzz.
I surmised he had eaten a chili cheese dog with mustard a few hours earlier because there were crusty mustard and ketchup stains on his wrinkled shirt.
Damn, I suck with names… What was his name, damnit!?
“Oh Yeah!!! El Topo!”
“I remember now!” I exclaimed inside my head. “It’s that short Chinese kid from Scottsdale who couldn’t close that chick on bootcamp…”
From that moment on I’ve hardly had a peaceful moment out. It’s not that I see him out all the time, it’s just that every time I see him he asks me all these questions about banging girls while thrusting a microphone in my face. It’s gotten to the point that any time I enter a venue I mark the nearest exit mentally in case he starts charging with the microphone in hand.
I’m constantly on the lookout.
Totally fucks up my buzz.
Anyway, today I was sitting in a Kick-Ass internet marketing seminar, focused like a Dark Ninja of Pure Money, when my phone (which is supposed to be off) buzzes. It’s El Topo and I figure he’s probably just trying to suck more Golden Wisdom out of me with some silly ass question about Gaming.
Nope. Instead he challenges me to a “who can bang the most chicks” competition.
So, juvenile.
So, Not Zen.
But… for some reason I agree. (He probably shit his pants a little when I said yes. But, let it be known that I, being the gentleman I am, gave him a couple of chances to back down, but no dice.)
Anyway, I guess it’ll go down in February. That gives me about 2 weeks to get motivated, knock a bit of the rust off and continue making him cry with my blog posts to gain a psychological advantage.
The Real Captain Jack
P.S. Holy shit. I just realized that this will all be going on while I’m holding my first ever (and probably last, ever) 4-part Sexual Framing course. You guys that signed up are going to get all the nitty, gritty play-by-play of the shit as it goes down. Maybe I’ll even get El Topo on the phone, too, if he’s not sulking and being a poor sport about the ass whipping he’s getting.
Oh boy, this is gonna be GOOD!
More people should be able to hear this… we’re not quite up to 20 PUAs yet for the teleconference so, I’m going to make it easy on you. The link below has a two part payment plan. First payment is $175, the final payment of $175 is due 4 weeks later. If you don’t take advantage of THAT then you truly might be hopeless. (To read more about the course just read the “Romance=male-female dynamic” post from about a week ago.) Here’s the link… Sexual Framing 4-Part Teleconference Course.
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you need to get Sinn in on this… haha
sounds fun, wish I was at that level… damn!
All 3 of us busing our asses for Pick up Glory?
I'm not sure that would be fair to EVERY OTHER MALE in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.
Maybe Sinn takes on the loser (El Topo) and then Sinn and I go at it in April or May or something.
P.S. To be honest, I'm scared as shit of both of them. I don't think anybody really realizes how incredibly devastating they both are in field. It's just ridiculous.
lol Kick his ass dude !
the final weigh in will be at 12pm tmrrw, Dealey Plaza.
ET and CJ hav agreed to meet in the middle at 190lbs. The Pre-fight banter went something like
ET: “im gonna come round ur house + eat ur kids”
CJ: “but duuuuuuuuude, seriously, go back to China”
LMAO! Im not kissing ass but you guys are good and not taking this too seriously seems that its going to be interesting thing to get the Best out of it ! …thrusting the mic in my face LOL! …hey the guy got good and knows his shit….he was mentored by the BEST , shit Im motivated by challenges as well. It brings out the best in all of us…CooL!
ET likes to go in dry
ET likes to go in dry