6 Things I’ll Be Doing Instead of Watching VH1’s Pick-up Artist

Posted at October 13, 2008

My buddy Sinn is keeping a journal of his musings on VH1’s Season 2 of The Pick-up Artist. This made me realize Sinn has a stomach of pure steel.

I can’t stomach that show. In fact, I only made it through 4 episodes of the first season before I vomited. So, here are 6 Things I’ll Be Doing Instead of Watching VH1’s Pick-up Artist.

1. Getting LMR from girls. I’m pretty rusty right now so I’ve been getting a LOT of LMR. Sucks. But, it’s still better than watching “The Pick-up Artist” on VH1. That show makes my skin crawl.

2. Watching episodes of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” on hulu.com. Sinn told me about this show last week. Super funny. My favorite episodes are “Season 1, Ep. 2: Charlie Wants an Abortion.” The scenes with Dennis and the pro-life religious girl are hilarious. “You really shouldn’t make jokes about the Apacolypse.”

Another fave… “Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom.”

3. Shredding my ball sac with a cheese grater. (Not really, but I’d rather do that than watch the show.)

4. Perfecting my drawing skills. I bought “Drawing on the Right Side of Your Brain” by Betty Edwards about a year ago. Holy shit it works. I used to be the world’s worst drawer but now I’m amazed at what I can do. Shows you just how much you can accomplish with a superior strategy.

5. Doubling my Hindu Push-ups stats. I’m not going to tell you how many I can do (embarrased) BUT I think I can double it in the next 7 days. I’m starting to see seperation between my upper/lower chest muscles and between chest and shoulder.

6. Anything Else.

~ Captain Jack ~

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