Lay Report: I’m Not Easy!

Posted at February 28, 2008

I don’t know a lot about you… but I do know this:

You are one smart mother fucker. I know this because you read my blog instead of wasting your time on stupid shit like working, doing your taxes and cleaning your toilet.

You know what all that stuff is? It’s LMS – Lesser Mortal Shit

Lesser Mortal Shit is anything that interferes with you sucking all the nectar out of life. Now, I can hear some of you saying, “What about responsibilities? What about being a good citizen?”

I say, “Yeah man! Do that stuff… BUT, I’m proposing that the stuff you were told is being a ‘good citizen’ is actually the stuff someone ELSE thinks you should be doing to be a good citizen and NOT what you’d decide had you sat down and CONSCIOUSLY decided how you want your life.”

Why be a COG in someone else’s wheel, getting only an hour or two per day (and the weekend) to do the shit your SOUL aches for when you can be your own self-determined being?

Leave that Lesser Mortal Shit to someone else. There are beautiful women to be orgasmed.

A couple of days ago I posted ‘FUR: The Octopus and the Nurse’…

I texted her this afternoon: ‘8 Strawberries!’ and she texted back right away with ‘Haaa! What’re u doin?’

CJ: “Aren’t you at work?”
HB: “No. Sprained ankle that night.”
CJ: “Wow! What a wimp! I was going to see if you wanted to hang out but can’t be seen with a girl using a walker.”
HB: “If you ask me nicely I’ll leave the walker home.”

Set her up via text for coming over 8:30. My standard day2 is to get them to come over. When they get here I have them come inside and hug them to test their body tension. She was only about half way open so I offered her some wine (picked it up at the gas station earlier).

(Had she been fully open I would’ve shoved her against the wall and started heavy make out, hand on throat, hair pulling, etc.)

We chatted a bit. I made fun of her wound. We drank wine on my couch and I escalated more. Got her shirt off. She started resisting so I immediately stopped. Went back to chatting for 5-10 minutes and tried again. More resistance so I took her to the local bar.

Cheese sticks. Potato Wedges. Beer. Cool music.

We got into a frame battle there. Or, more accurately she tried to set frames which I rejected, turned around and then utilized to reinforce my own.

HB: “What church do you go to?”

(This is a question a girl asks for future relationship compatibility. She has a checklist of things she wants from the dude in LTR and her goal on the date is to check them off one by one.)

CJ: “We’re here! First X-Bar of Arlington!”

(I’m pretty sure she DID NOT want me to say that a bar was my church since a few minutes earlier she said she doesn’t go to bars much because of the smokiness and loud music. Haaa. So, I’m rejecting the Frame that this is an evaluative LTR date using cocky-funny.)

At one point after making out I tell her she’s turning me on… I put her hand on GIGANTOR (naturally, she gasps) and tell her it’s her fault. That she’s doing it to me and I’m not responsible for whatever happens.

I mention taking her into the bathroom, the car, the alley or right there on the table.

HB: “I’m not that easy!”
CJ: “Oh god! Stop! That turns me on when you say things like that!”

That steals her frame. Now, anytime she tries to reiterate her “I’m not easy” frame then she knows it will turn me on. Since it doesn’t have the effect she originally wants then she has to either abandoned it and try to set the frame a different way OR if she DOES decide she wants to turn me on then she has a way to do it.

CJ wins.

She makes a few more attempts to set an LTR Evaluation Frame which I reject by turning things sexual, using cocky-funny or misinterpretation.

We get back to the Pirate Pad and clothes fly off with no LMR, no hesitation.

~ Captain Jack ~

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