Lay Report: Dumpster Diving
I gamed this HB3 a few months ago to warm up and because she was eye-fucking me from a distance. It turned out she was actually kind of cool so I number closed her thinking if I got bored or something I’d call and have her come help me relieve boredom.
While I was gaming her on that occasion a few months ago I got a text from Sinn: “REALLY?!” (This is his subtle way of asking why the fuck I’m talking to a 3 when the place had some hot girls there.)
Later that night I got gamed (see
LR: CJ Gets Gamed) and got the lay but had I not I was going to use “The Drunk and Lonely Principle” to go and see her after the bar closed.
Here’s how the night started…
Sinn and I ate dinner with Shaft and El Topo who are breaking new ground.
One of the things I’ve been doing for the last few months (somewhat related to Zen stuff) is to boil everything down to the principle level and derive tactics from that. The Presupps are the most important part of any system because they filter what you believe is possible/not possible and therefore what you try and/or the congruence with which you try it.
I truly believe we are going to crack the code on “1Hour Lays – From Meet to Lay in an Hour(TM)” (not including driving time) and it won’t be Fool’s Mate. Sexual Framing is the best thing I’ve seen to meet, attract and seduce women in the shortest amount of time possible. Plus, I’ve rarely ever had a problem with continued sexual access to a female I closed in an extremely short time frame.
So, Sinn and I are chatting and this girl walks buy. She has nice big titties, a cute face and strawberry blond hair and is short. I see her and I immediately know Sinn is going to open her…when I look back at him he is in a trance and already moving in to open.
I laugh because I KNOW he is going to get laid. One of the signs of a Master PUA: When he is presented a clear shot at his type of Funusual he rarely makes mistakes (if any).
Twitchy is on the scene and we chat a bit, he mentions that Sinn and I underestimate ourselves. Strange thing is, I was thinking that exact same thing earlier. Sinn pointed out something to me about my game that made me think, “Fuck, I wish I had that confidence level in my game.” and then I immediately realized that I also seemed to have more confidence in his game than he did.
I take a lap and the girl eye fucks me. It’s 12:20 and I have nothing else going on so I smile back. She is not hot. But, I like her face and her hair and her latina accent. She is tall (which I like) but her ass is too big and she’s a little chubby.
We dance a little. Her friend is all over some dude so I take that opportunity to open a sexual frame. I forget what I said but I implied that her friend and the dude were doing naughty things in the corner and we shouldn’t deprive ourselves of nice things like that.
She smiled and said, “Maybe we should be in a dark corner then…”
CJ: “Or, maybe we shouldn’t give a fuck what other people think…” and then I kissed her and shoved her away. “You’re a BAD influence.”
Sinn texts me: “save me”
I leave the girl (perfect opp for a takeaway) and roll over. He tells me his text was premature and everything is cool. I talk to Twitchy again and then roll back to the girl.
A little later…Twitchy is making out with one of his FBs and Sinn tells me he’s leaving with the girl and Twitchy can take me home.
I tell the girl that my friends left me so she’ll have to take me home. No objections. I think we said about 5 sentences the whole night.
Stoplight Makeout, pull out her boobies and suck. Get to my place. Clothes come off immediately. Take her straight to the room and do the deed twice (and once this morning).
She wouldn’t leave. She kept having a conversation with herself. I said two words to her. She talked for about 30 minutes complete with pauses awaiting a response from me.
Can’t call this an SNL because I already opened her a few months before, but it was REAL quick. Total time about 2 hours.
~ CJ ~
P.S. Sinn’s pick-up was pure Gangsterism. His funusual put him in the zone and he pulled it off.
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Will read this report later, but I wanted to say big ups for coining “the clown grin” which I have now purloined recently to be my own “clown grin of glory.” It is absolutely fucking fantastic.
Awesome lay, Lots to learn from you.
Nacho
“A 7 in your bed is better than a 10 in your head.”
But a 3…
CJ said, “The Presupps are the most important part of any system because they filter what you believe is possible/not possible and therefore what you try and/or the congruence with which you try it.”
Baller!
-Priest-
For anonymous…
“But a 3 is still 3 times better than thine hand…” thus saith Captain Jack (Lord of his penis)
~ CJ ~