Lay Report: Ass Parade

Posted at August 5, 2007

This Lay Report is coming to you “LIVE” from Sexual Framing and Strawberry Fields! haa…

Sexual framing works just as well (maybe even better) on the first date. I gamed this girl a few weeks ago for about 20 minutes. I remember using the Nose Ring Low Investment Opener, then teasing her quite a bit, using the “Jealous Ex Deleted Numbers” to seed the Hookah TimeBridge, doing Strawberry fields and then number closing with Hookah TB. The venue was closing so I wrapped up. Sinn had pulled a hot little brunnette with a LIO he made up on the spot which he’s used successfully many times now. (Not sure he wants to share it but it involves a yellow brick road.)

In keeping with The Drunk and Lonely Principle, I texted her around 2:30am and she said she was going home and had to get up early in the morning. I tried to get her out but no go.

Time passed. I forgot what she looked like but remembered that I liked her booty.
I texted her and set up the Day2. She arrives and El Topo and his Cambodian Refugee are sitting with me. They chill for a few minutes and then Bounce.

I ask her what she remembers about the first night so I know what I’ve covered with her.

She remembers Strawberry Fields but not much else. She said she didn’t remember what I looked like but remembered I was “hot.”

I started Sexual Framing with the assumption that the thing she most wants in the world is great sex with me.

I told her that the thing that attracted me to her was her obvious sexuality and sensuality and her beautiful booty because I’m a booty man (not really, but I go through phases, each phase lasting a few months until I switch favored body parts…)

I switch to High Status DHVs by telling her I travel a lot, work only 4 hours a day and 2 hours of that is telling my employees what to do.

She tells me what she does for a living (insurance) and I IOI her that she seems intelligent.

Flip back to sexual framing. I tell her that i appreciate a woman who isn’t afraid to express her sexuality, that I think it’s bad to hold desire inside.

This is an additional frame I came up with when Sinn and I were in the hotel room discussing sexual framing. He had about 15 pages of notes and a well-designed Game Plan that incorporates all of our new stuff…I noticed that AFTER you set the “I’m not judgmental frame” an extremely effective follow-up frame is “I APPRECIATE and VALUE your sexuality and sexual freakiness.”

I kiss her.

She adds to the interaction with her own framing and a reward for me kissing her, she said, “Guys these days are such pussies! They’re scared to talk to girls, they’re scared to make the first move, it’s so annoying.” (TRANSLATION: Be dominant because I like it.)

The conversation turns even more sexual. She switches chairs because “Everyone coming in can see my crack.” I tell her we could make money. Twenty dollars per crack view and I get ten. Then I make her stand up so I can look at her ass. She LOVES this. I’m taking a physical feature she probably often feels self-conscious about and showing her I value it. (If you want to get an idea of her ass just go to assparade.com )

I move her outside to the patio because the rain has stopped and they’ve taken the plastic covers off the couches. I sit her down on the couch and make out with her.

She talks dirty to me and I tell her if she doesn’t stop I’m going to put her on the table and fuck her in front of anyone.

Make out again. I pull her hair and she goes crazy and almost straddles me.

Sinn texts me where they’re at and I decide it’s time to take my first shot at f-closing. I tell her we’re going to meet my friends but I have to stop by the hotel firs to use the restroom and get my gum.

As we walk to my room I stop the sexual talk and bs about random subjects like the pool and where we ate today, blah, blah.

We get in the room and she goes to the restroom. As soon as she comes out I grab her throat shove her against the wall, and start making out.

Her clothes start flying off. Both nipples pierced. While I go to work on those she undoes my pants and then gets on her knees gives me a great BJ. I stop her, flip her around and take her from behind. Her booty was unreal! Her clit was pierced, too.

She tells me to let her know when I get close because she wants me to stick it in her ass and finish in her ass!!! This accelerates my orgasm and I instead pull out and start jerking it to completion. She puts it in her mouth and sucks me dry but it’s too intense so I push her back. Wow!

It’s about 11ish and I’m thinking I can still go game but she won’t get the hint that it is time to leave so she comes with.

The Printer has us on the list using his mad negotiation skills so we bypass the line and Sinn is in set with a cute blonde.

She’s grinding on me and kissing me and I’m trying to decide if I should take her back to the hotel and do more dirty things to her when the urge to game takes over.

Printer is in set with a hot little brunette girl and is parading her around.

I ask El Topo to occupy her and then Sinn and I leave the Venue. El Topo told me she was looking around for me all night haaa. She texts me and I tell her we had drama and had to go rescue a friend. She wants to see me again but, of course, that’s probably not gonna happen because I’ll be out trying to get some Fresh.

~ CJ ~

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