How My Ideal Pick-up Would Look
Sinn, Shaft and I were burning time at the mall before going to see “Superbad” when I launched into a description of my perfect pick-up. Hopefully Sinn will post his, too.
I stroll into the bar about 12:30, dressed nice but not too nice cause I ain’t trying to impress anybody.
After about two minutes of me sitting down enjoying the chaos of neediness around me a Super Hot Jessica Alba look-alike comes over to me.
HB: “I noticed you saunter in and I’m savvy to your style.”
CJ: “Thanks babe. Get me a drink and we’ll rap for a spell.”
HB: “I would love to baby…I’m guessing you’re a Martini Man.”
CJ: “That I am…vodka martini, extra dirty, two olives.”
She returns with my martini…
We rap for a spell.
HB: “What are you doing after this?”
CJ: “You obviously have something in mind.”
HB: “It involves us naked with baby oil and lesbian porn on my 50-inch flat screen tv.”
CJ: “Cool.”
HB: “Shall we go then?”
CJ: “But of course…”
~ Captain Jack ~
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What a coincidence. Mine is very similar to this.
L.M.A.O.
I would add…
HB: Just wait here, my twin sister will join us. She’s a freak… I hope you don’t mind.
Only a Jessica Alba lookalike, why not Jessica Alba herself? (hopefully hanging out with Denise Milani that night, and they decide a threesomes on the cards)
I am a bit confused. Who is picking up who? She buys you a drink, she is taking you to her place. So, your pefect PU is when Jessica Alba picks you up. LOL funny shit
Seems like a Stripper pickin you up, for when you’r asleep after a great night of sex, she opens the door for tha mafia guys to take out your kidney, liver and lung
good stuff man