How My Ideal Pick-up Would Look

Posted at August 30, 2007

Sinn, Shaft and I were burning time at the mall before going to see “Superbad” when I launched into a description of my perfect pick-up. Hopefully Sinn will post his, too.

I stroll into the bar about 12:30, dressed nice but not too nice cause I ain’t trying to impress anybody.

After about two minutes of me sitting down enjoying the chaos of neediness around me a Super Hot Jessica Alba look-alike comes over to me.

HB: “I noticed you saunter in and I’m savvy to your style.”
CJ: “Thanks babe. Get me a drink and we’ll rap for a spell.”
HB: “I would love to baby…I’m guessing you’re a Martini Man.”
CJ: “That I am…vodka martini, extra dirty, two olives.”

She returns with my martini…

We rap for a spell.

HB: “What are you doing after this?”
CJ: “You obviously have something in mind.”
HB: “It involves us naked with baby oil and lesbian porn on my 50-inch flat screen tv.”
CJ: “Cool.”
HB: “Shall we go then?”
CJ: “But of course…”

~ Captain Jack ~

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