Can eBay Help Your Game?

Posted at August 9, 2007

I think eBay may be one of the coolest things on earth.

I always feel like an idiot when I’ve been looking for something, can’t find it and forget to go look on eBay. I’m now adjusting my strategy. eBay is now my first choice.

For example, this is the EXACT breathalyzer I purchased a few weeks ago. It keeps me from drinking too much (especially if I have to drive) AND it doubles as a great way to start hitting on a chica. You blow into it and if you are above .08 you can say, “Wow, I’m drunk! I’m officially no longer responsible for my actions!”

Need some New Rocks?

Hmmm…this is too easy. How about a 1953 Mickey Mantle Topps Baseball Card in Vg-Ex condition…

See there? That’s awesome.

What does this have to do with the Gaming. Well, shit. I’m sure I can come up with something here.

Hmm…let’s see…

Ok, I think I got it.

You see, eBay is analogous to girls. And, your mind and your Game are like the search function. What you get is what you Game. If a girl (the result of an eBay Search) is a prude, it’s NOT the girl, it’s your Game (the search function.)

See, Sinn and I have been running into weird girls lately. We discussed this in between bites of Bacon and Cheddar Fries. We think its because the new Sexual Framing tech is so out of what most guys do that they have no pre-programmed responses so they are being erratic, acting based off of their own ever-morphing emotions.

In any case, eBay is awesome.

~ CJ ~

P.S. If you’re going to drink and Game, I can’t recommend the breathalyzer enough. First, it will stop you from drinking and driving. Second, it’s like a party in the palm of your hand (‘That’s what she said…’ credit Michael, Office). Third, you can use it as plausible deniability and hit on her mercilessly. Not a bad use of $30 at all.

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