Lay Report: The Acrobatic Monkey
LR: The Acrobatic Monkey
Sinn and I roll to x-bar and start scoping out sets. I have another girl, HBPlainJane, coming up to see me. Sinn is getting drinks at the bar when two little latin girls come and stand within Proximity AI range. From my peripherals I don’t think they are hot. Sinn brings me a drink and immediately opens what he thought was a mixed 3set (2f, 1m). I get a good look after about two minutes of him gaming and I’m thinking “Damnit” ones hot and one’s very doable.
He’s in and HBPlainJane has shown up with her friend. But, I gotta wing Sinn so I’m strategizing as to the best way to pull this off. I’d give the slight nod to HBPlainJane because she gets me for some reason, I don’t know why because she is pretty plain. It’s odd. But, whatever, I’ve got her set up for next Tuesday night.
I keep bouncing between HBPlainJane and Sinn’s obstacle. Just for fun and because I’m drunk I tell Sinn’s Obstacle to tell the Target that he LOVES to dance but he won’t ask girls to dance so she’d have to pull him to the dance floor.
He sees me with a shit eating grin and he steps over and says, “What?” and I smile even wider and say, “I’ve just put a sinister plan into motion. muahaaahaaha” and there’s Sinn getting dragged to the dance floor. Man, that’s such a fun trick.
Sinn flips me off.
While they are on the dance floor I’m gaming the obstacle and periodically texting my HB who is sitting a mere 6 feet away at a table – watching.
I tell her that I really want to see her and talk to her but I promised Sinn I’d be his wingman tonight. She texts back that she’s a cool girl and she understands and she wants to see me later if I can.
After I believe I have the obstacle hooked I spend more time with HBPlainJane and make out with her several times while grabbing her ass and blatantly staring at her tits.
They leave and Sinn who has already started seeding the Bounce says its time to go. The 2set drives us home. Me and the obstacle start making out in the back seat.
The girl from “LR: In daddy’s bed?” is calling and texting me for some late night loving. HBPlainJane is texting me to see if I want to come over to her place.
This is awesome.
We get into Jon’s place and I don’t even think we ever really sit down together. It seems like he just pulled her straight to the room and I tossed mine on the couch.
She loves anal play but I’m having trouble. I had this once before about a year ago where I’m hard as a rock until I put on a condom and then it softens. My penis hates condoms. This usually lasts a few weeks and then I’m good as new. Not sure what the deal is…
I finally get it back hard enough and enter and stay in for about 1 minute before it goes soft again.
I tell her to give oral but she won’t. Grrrrr. This is another weird occurrence. The last one wouldn’t give it unless I had a condom on and this one won’t at all.
She’s jerking me off and it’s working. I’m about to reenter when Sinn comes out.
He wants to go eat. We get dressed and we mention we’re going to try the switch. We’re both going to try and close each other’s targets after eating. I suggest doing a “Running Clown” but we remember we don’t have enough supplies for that. Sinn mentions doing a “Laughing Squirrel” but we realize there are only 2 of us and you need 3 people for that.
Then, almost as if we had an esp connection we both exclaimed, “Acrobatic Monkey!”
So, when we got into the parking garage Sinn and the other girl (the one I closed) got out of the car. I told Sinn I needed some diet coke. He said, “Cool, we’re going to look for her phone.” I looked at the girl Sinn closed, the driver, and before I could say anything she offered to drive me.
Cool.
At the store I texted Sinn, “You really want me to do this?” he texted back, “I am.”
I got the drinks and then when she parked back in the parking garage I pulled her arm and started making out with her. She looked at me dumbfounded and said, “I just had sex with your friend.” I said, “I know, I just had sex with your friend.”
Then, we made out again. She was very confused and very turned on.
We got to the gate and I called Sinn, no answer, then she called her friend who answered. They had to come down to let us in.
We made out again and she said, “They’re coming to get us!”
CJ: “I know! Exciting isn’t it!”
The security guard comes and lets us in before they get to us and we hit the elevator. As my finger was drifting to the 7th floor button my mind was saying, “Nooooo…you idiot! Go to the 10th floor and get “lost” to give more time for escalation!” but my hand just kept drifting till it hit the 7 button. Damn.
More making out but her ASD is going up. I pull her shirt aside and suck on her tit. She keeps mentioning how we all just had sex together but she’s not resisting at all. I’m thinking it’s a big possibility.
When we get back inside she goes to the restroom. Sinn and I give each other knowing looks.
When they leave we debrief each other. We were very close to the double close. I’m wondering what would’ve happened had we convinced them to stay and tried again.
~ Captain Jack ~
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” I suggest doing a “Running Clown” but we remember we don’t have enough supplies for that. Sinn mentions doing a “Laughing Squirrel” but we realize there are only 2 of us and you need 3 people for that.
Then, almost as if we had an esp connection we both exclaimed, “Acrobatic Monkey!””
Hmmm…. how very Pitt/Clooney of you…