Lay Report: CJ Gets Gamed
Wow, I really don’t know what to say for this Lay Report. The only thing I did was NOT mess things up.
Sinn and I are out at a place that I used to frequent and have pulled from a few times. We have high hopes for this because it fits the profile of an SNL Venue…
So, for some reason my AA has come back and is stronger than ever before. This truly sucks and is at the same time incredibly confusing. I’ve gotten laid 3 times this month this one makes 4 so far and it’s only the 12th – I’m on pace to hit 10! new lays in one month. 3 of the 4 are Same Night Lays. Yet when I have to open I become a whimpering, whining little chicken shit.
Sinn has opened a few sets and gotten a number. I haven’t done shit. I decide to warm up on a girl who has been eye-fucking me for about 1 hour straight. Sinn says she’s a train wreck and then I think maybe I’m drunk because she looks good to me. I game her for about 20 minutes and he sends me a text “SERIOUSLY?!” and later tells me she’s a 3. Haaa. I number close anyway.
I hunt for another set to open but my fucking heart is pounding and I’m hating this feeling because I want to friggin’ open.
I’m at the bar and I see a girl next to me. I smile big and she smiles and then I say something (can’t remember what, but nothing special), she responds and before I know it she is grinding on me.
I tell her my “Jealous Girl Deleted All My Numbers” story and she mentions the girl is psycho and she’s not jealous at all. More grinding. We make about 5 minutes of small talk.
It’s closing time and we all head out. I lose her as she goes to talk to one or two other people she knows.
A girl comes up to Sinn and says, “My friend said she’ll be here Friday night and to come see her…” he goes over to their car and number closes her.
I find my girl again and we start trying to pull them to Sinn’s place but the obstacle (who was cuter) says she’s going home. I’m thinking the pull is NOT going down and then as we’re walking to Sinn’s car the girls go ape shit over his BMW M3. The obstacle starts humping the trunk like a dog and says she used to be a Car Model.
My Target sits in the passenger seat in awe like she’s never seen a BMW before. She gets out and the obstacle says to follow them if we want to come over.
We get to their pad and chat for maybe 5 minutes before my Target drags me to her friends bedroom and unzips my pants and gives me an awesome BJ. I proceed to tear it up.
SHE gamed me…haaa.
~ Captain Jack ~
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Christ man i hate having AA as well. its like a god damn hot rod ready to burn your face for even the thought of opening a set.
Its kind of weird because i get a sort of satisfaction knowing that even the guys who teach this stuff still get AA. I spent way too much time beating myself up about not approaching enough and still having it.
finally I digg all the LRs Capn. its always fun reading them.
-Mike.
biggggggggggg upsss bruaaaaaah!
love the reports. keep them coming.
AA might be fear of rejection and it piercing your PUA consistency (ego)
How many numbers in Sinn’s Phone?
>> How many numbers in Sinn’s Phone?
At last count he had 1,756,897 phone numbers…it was a BITCH to count them all.
~ CJ ~
You had AA when you were drinking? Hahah that’s about the only time I don’t get approach anxiety.
Another cool LR CJ keep up the good work. Massive kudos.
-m
>You had AA when you were drinking? >Hahah that’s about the only time I >don’t get approach anxiety.
Yeah, man, this truly sucks. A nice buzz used to knock my AA right out.
Now, I can function perfectly while massively drunk. I could write an ad, solve calculus problems and still have AA. It’s weird.
Since alcohol is serving no useful purpose at this point I’m going to cut way back.
~ CJ ~
awesome CJ,
How do you know an “SNL” Venue when you see one?
-S
anonymous,
I’ll write up a post on SNL Venues in a few days or so…
~ CJ ~
See your fucking car DOES matter!
LOL
Cap’n, I know you’ve done EFT before. Six weeks of tapping before going out too my AA from a 5 or so to a 0.5
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