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Lay Report: CJ Crashes A Gay Rave

Posted at July 8, 2007

LR – CJ Crashes A Gay Rave

Our 4th venue of the night. The previous ones all had issues and the only reason we were here was because El Topo was doing a one-on-one and had bottle service and could get us into this club.

But, this wasn’t really our scene. It was too hip-hoppy.

Except in the mainly empty VIP room which was techno, nice and dark and with pretty cool seating.

Sinn and I roll around and can’t find anything to open. He sees a 3set (2f, 1m) where the hot obstacle looks bored and he spins the wheel of openers. I give him some room to maneuver over there and when I turn back around there’s a hot girl about 3 feet in front of me smiling. I smile. She says, “Hi.” I say “hi. Do we know each other?”

HBSwimmer: “No. I don’t think so.”

What happened here is I suck when a girl opens me. I don’t know why but it catches me off guard. I do a lot of stupid small talk like my next few sentences…

CJ: “Oh, you look familiar. I like your necklace.”

What I did do right at this point was reposition my body to get locked in. Still stumbling verbally I decide to get my bearings by using my routine stack…

CJ: “Do you believe magical spells work?”

Ok, technically this was dumb but it was much better than my bumbling around in small talkville.

I finish the story. Tell her she’s short to tease her and she makes another minute or two of small talk, thankfully.

Then, she moves me to the dance floor. She’s really hot but being ADD. Sinn rolls back over and we go to the edge of the dance floor to meet him. At this point, I’m still deciding what I’m going to do. I decide there’s nothing else here and I’ll ignore her ADD because she’s extremely hot and go for the SNL.

She intros herself to Sinn and he gets her super attracted in about one minute. Then, he asks me if I’m going to game her or not. I tell him she’s ADD but I’m going to try for the SNL so he backs off.

We go meet her friends in VIP. There are 6 dudes and one of them is gay. Flaming guy. Which is always funny.

I let her be ADD and just keep being cool and pumping her attraction up. She buys me 2 drinks and a shot and I accuse her of trying to get me drunk.

She says she’s not that easy and I ignore it and instead talk about why I’m never coming here again. I ask her who drove to the venue. She did…Nice.

CJ: “Hmmm….you’re not the jealous type are you?” I then tell her the “Girlfriend who deleted all my numbers” story. She tells me she isn’t jealous at all and she acts more like a guy when it comes to relationships.

Sinn comes over and tells me he’s going to leave and go have sex with his HB10 waitress. He says El Topo will give me a ride and I tell him I’m trying for the SNL.

My Target is dancing with the flamer. El Topo is gaming a hot, young, black cocktail waitress and I go over to him to give my Target “Fear of Loss.” I get Sinn’s number from El Topo because my cell is dead and Sinn has my car keys.

When I come back she says, “I thought I lost you!” and starts hugging me. I think we kissed at this point but I can’t remember.

CJ: “My friend just left and I rode with him…”
HB: “He left? How are you going to get home? Did he think you were leaving with me…I’m not like that…”
CJ: “Oh, I’ll call a cab or something. No big deal. He got a booty call from this waitress so he’s going to see her.”

She does more dirty dancing and close to closing time she tells me to come to an afterparty with her.

Now, when I say “afterparty” I mean more alcohol and maybe the hookah. When her friends say afterparty they mean drugs.

We get there and there are about 20 people crammed into a 2 bedroom apt. Only 3 girls (including mine) and about 10 sweaty dirty guys and six or seven clean, well groomed gay guys. And, they’re all on ecstasy except me and my Target.

HB: “I don’t do drugs, except for weed, but you can if you want. It doesn’t bother me.”

Our gracious host, hearing this, shoves a pill in my face and mumbles something about a bunny rabbit.

I decline. (I have nothing against drugs, in fact, I believe they should be legal for any adult who wants to take them but I’m not into them.)

We make out on the couch while these guys listen to David Bowie doing Stairway to Heaven.

If you’ve never heard the conversations that people on X have it is a real treat. I wish I could remember what they were saying because it was so funny/weird. I know Dolly Parton’s rendition of a Pink Floyd song came up over and over again.

I tell her we should go and get a bed because the couch is too small. She asks where and I tell her we’ll rent a hotel room. She says, “Oh, that’ll look real good.”

Finally, about 5am they tell us we look tired and they’ll be up for a long, long time so if we need to go home we should. They tell her that they’ll take care of Flamer and make sure he gets home OK.

She reluctantly agrees to leave him there.

We get to her place and I nearly get eaten by her two large dogs. The escalation goes pretty smooth. I get some LMR at the initial entry. She grabs my hips, stops me and says, “What are you doing?”

CJ: “Fucking you.” I push it in, she relaxes her body and starts moaning.

She’s really hot. Was a swimmer in college and still has the body. Awesome face and eyes. She has a professional job.

She’s a keeper.

~ Captain Jack ~

P.S. F-closed early sat. morning. Had sex with girl from “Daddy’s Bed” sat. night at about 8:30 and then sex with this new girl 6am this morning. Not a bad 27 hours.

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