Lay Report: Cantalopes

Posted at July 22, 2007

This’ll be a short Lay Report one because I’m so tired, unshaven, haven’t brushed my teeth in over 20 hours and still wearing clothes from yesterday…basically I feel like pooo.

It’s the second night of bootcamp. The first venue was a bit rough for the students so we bounced to a second venue which I have great success each time I’m here.

I open a blond girl with gigantic boobs. I think she is too chubby but I think I’m just warming up and her boobs are good enough. But, when I get her to lean into she is not really chubby at all. The gigantic boobs make her appear that way. Nice.

I do my basic stuff. Lots of teasing. I tell her she would make a great wife…for a midget.

Trust test and spin.

I’m locked in against the post and she’s leaning into me. This is looking good in terms of creating the PUA Aura.

Strawberry fields.

Are you the Jealous Type qualifier which leads into “Ex Deleted My Numbers…”

She is eating it up. She moves me into Comfort and we discuss her previous relationship, which I don’t normally do but she was using it to qualify herself and it allowed me to imply to her that after a 7 year engagement she was mentally and physically ready for fun and variety.

Rings on Fingers.

I parade her to the bar to get her a drink. We lock in against the bar. I qualify her again. Her friends come up but they are butt ugly. A couple students try to occupy for me and give me an extra 2 minutes of alone time.

I TimeBridge…

I run one more set which goes pretty well. I look for HBCantalopes but can’t find her.

It’s closing time so Sinn and I roll out. I send my standard text to HBs who I’ve timebridged. “Hi sexy lady, where you at?”

This is my “Drunk and Lonely Theory.” Here’s the theory:

Point 1. Women go out to get laid.
Point 2. 99.9% of guys’ game sucks.
Point 3. A female CANNOT have sex with a guy she is not attracted to. Due to Point 2 she is sexually frustrated.
Point 4. At 2:30 am the girl is at home, sexually frustrated, drunk and lonely.

This is the best time to send a text.

She texted back that she was at her friends house and asked where I Sinn and I were… I called her and she told me to come over and to bring Sinn with her friend.

Just one problem. Sinn was passed out on his bed. I tried for about 5 minutes

I did. She looked even better. She had a little pink wifebeater on with no bra and her big fake boobies were busting through her shirt. She was wearing short boxers. We started making out almost immediately.

I go rough but she tells me “Softer…”

This is interesting because my Dutch girl from Friday night told me the SAME thing. Strange because my OTHER lays from this month wanted to be manhandled.

Sinn, Sexual Chocolate and El Topo picked me up and took me to the bootcamp.

~ CJ ~

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