Lay Report: Welcome to the Jungle!

Posted at June 27, 2007

It’s 2:30 am. (This Lay Report is about a cougar and sexual framing and how it makes Game tons easier…)

I just got out of an hour long battle with a 2set with Protection Shields bigger, longer and stronger than the Great Wall of China.

I still number closed my Target. Her mouth was saying one thing but her body language was saying quite another.

After number closing her friend says, “Has anyone ever told you your persistent?” haaa.

Me, Dr. Dave, Sinn and El Topo are at Steak. Shake.! when a 3set rolls in. I recognize HBTenessee from a 2set that Sinn and I gamed about a month ago. I tell him and we stroll up. I want to give him a chance with HBTennessee so I go to the obstacles opposite shoulder and open her.

She’s actually quite good looking, but a tad older than my recent sarges. That’s ok, her face is great. Brownish-red hair, light blue eyes, nice teeth, nice smile and big boobs.

In short, she’s a young Cougar at a mere 37 years old. (This is debatable. It seems Cougar is not well-defined. I’ve seen minimum age anywhere from 35+ to 45+. Here are the many entries in the Urban Dictionary )

We banter back and forth for about 5 minutes. They are waiting for an order so I have to work quick. I hookah timebridge and she hands me her card.

We’re done.

We text that night twice then once the next day. I use a time-constrained day2 text to invite her out.

CJ: “Hey, gotta meet friends at a club about 11:00 but let’s have a drink at x-bar from 8:30 – 10:30″

HB: “Can’t make it that early but thanks for the invite.”

Instead of suggesting an alternate time I let it go thinking I’ll just go Game tonight. About 20 minutes later she texts: “Can we make it 9:30?”

CJ: “Sure, see you there.”

She gets there and her face looks even better. Her face is a 9 in my book. We sit down and have a drink.

We sit on opposite sides of the booth. This is on purpose. I want her to feel comfortable first. Plus, I wanna see how aggressive this cougar is…I may not even have to lift one of my young, innocent fingers.

Not aggressive. In fact, she’s nervous. She keeps wringing her hands.

I start with small talk to give her a chance to calm down. We get on work subjects which allows me to start my Ambition campaign.

I run Discovery Channel which goes off like a sexual a-bomb.

We talk about family…
Heart Melter: “Let Grandma Buy You a New Pair of Jeans.”
Heart Melter: “First Child Brings Surge of Ambition.”

Rings on fingers with lots of hand kino.

HBCougar: “Do you have a hand fetish?”

Wow! That was out of the blue!

CJ: “ummm…..no….why?”
HB: “Well, you touched my hands a lot at Steak. Shake.! so…”
CJ: “Oh, haaa, it’s just a way to touch without being too creepy.”

I go to the bathroom, get us two more drinks and sit on the same side as her.

Strawberry Fields. Her answers: Fence = 4 feet, No. of Strawberries = “As many as I can get my hands on.”, The Farmer = “I’ll pay him off.”

We have fun with that. Now, it’s time for the Question Game.

She’s not going sexual but I am…I pull her to the band side and ask my final question: “You want to kiss me, don’t you?”

She stands up and makes out with me and then says, “Actions speak louder than words.”

Now I’ve got body kino and while her face is Grand, her body is kind of flabby. Not fat, just not firm like I’m used to with the 25 and lower hotties I’ve been gaming lately.

This is not making me happy. Boobs are still good, though, so its a go.

I keep accusing her of trying to get me drunk and blowing on my breathalyzer.

CJ: “I don’t have to be up until about 1:00 tomorrow.” (baiting to see what time she has to be up.)
HBCougar: “I have to be up about 11:30…I have an appointment at 1:00.”

I bring up the Hookah again and mention how I have one at my apt.

I blow a .13 and tell her I’m now drunk and not responsible for anything I say or do from here on out. She aks how I’m going to get home and I tell her I’ll call friends or a cab…OR…we could stop drinking here and drink somewhere else.

HBCougar: ***making cougar noises*** “Like where?”
CJ: “Well, we’re both adults with our own apartments, I’m sure we could find a place.”
HB: “Can’t be my place, my brother lives with me.”
CJ: “Guess it’s my place then.”

We chat more and I avoid the beer. I run to the bathroom and blow again 0.07 – sweeet! now I’ll just wait another 10 minutes and I can drive her to the Pirate Pad (TM).

10 minutes later.

CJ: “Let’s go!”
HB: “Just like that? Let’s go?”
CJ: “Yep.”

We close out and head to my place.

I put on 40 year old virgin and begin making out. We get down and dirty. Nice face and boobs but rest of body just doesn’t cut it.

Take her back to her car at x-bar about 9:30 this morning.

~ CJ ~

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