Lay Report: I – Just – Can’t – Take – It – Any – More!

Posted at June 12, 2007

LR: “I – just – can’t – take – it – any – more!”

Sinn and I hit the venue. It’s friggin’ dead the whole night until about midnight.

I spy a tall brunette (5’ 8” but with heals almost 6’) with a nose ring so I open with the Nose Ring LIO. She smiles immediately and answers yes and starts to tell me about all her other piercings. I finish the back story and she asks me why I was in NYC.

This allows me to get my cosmo routine in but it so damn loud in that place I’m not sure if it hit. We turn back around and I pull her to a stool and get locked in.

Now I can tell she’s really into me so I continue with my “ambition” campaign and then roll into Strawberry Fields.

She’s with 3 dudes who I don’t bother to befriend because a) They look like they’re in the mafia and I don’t wanna get whacked b) she was so into me it was no longer necessary.

I get distracted for a second (can’t remember why) and back turn her. She backturns me and starts talking to the Mafia again.

I pull her shoulder and then go straight for the number close.

We text back and forth for a few days and then she comes up to meet me, Juice (aka Dr. Dave) and Sinn at a different bar after ending her shift at Wing House. But, she won’t come into the bar and she won’t say why. Finally, it dawns on me. She’s not yet 21.

CJ: “aaaaaah, you’re not over 21 are you?”
HBCan’tTakeIt: “well, almost….”
CJ: “How old?”
HBCan’tTakeIt: “20”
CJ: “oh – my – God. You’re just a Baaaaaaby!”
HBCan’tTakeIt: “Stop! I’m not like most 20 year olds…”

Haaaa…

We chat for about 20 minutes in the parking lot before she leaves. (I thought she was 19 but I was getting her confused with a super hot 19 year old cocktail waittress that I gamed and number closed earlier that night.)

Day2: Out with Juice, Sinn, El Topo.

That bitch Sinn pulled (again) and we were all eating at this cool little after hours place that Juice knows about while hating Sinn.

HBCan’tTakeIt and I had been texting back and forth all day and she said she wants to hang out after I’m done. I convince her to come eat with us and she does.

She rolls in sits with us. El Topo and Juice were having some cool conversation about history that I wanted to jump in on but I started the process of warming her up instead.

We get to the Pirate Pad and she brings in a bottle of Grey Goose. I pour myself a thimble shot into my glass of juice and hook her up Twitchy-Style with her drink (by Twitchy-Style I mean about 2 ounces of Juice and filled to the brim with Vodka).

We start making out and I get LMR. Her ass is so fucking beautiful I literally want to take a picture of it for those lonely nights. I could just curl up with the picture. Get some of the finest lotion around. Have the towel or sock already to go and then practice self-love. But, alas, she tells me she’s too shy and she’s a “good girl.”

CJ: “I want you to be a good girl with everyone else and be a really, really bad girl for me.”

Doesn’t work.

My boner is so hard I could use it to bust rocks. I’m grinding hardcore and then I stop…

…wait, a second…

We already have solution for situations like this. Sinn told me he’s given up on LMR and instead he just jerks off on the girls.

So, that’s what I did. But I didn’t expect her reaction. She LOVED it. She went nuts and started rubbing herself and pinching her nipples.

I filled her hot little pierced belly button (with those fucking sweet abs) with my Man Jam.

We fell asleep and she took me back to my car the next day.

Day 3:

She arrives at my place at about 1:00 am. She tried to flake earlier but I got real stern on the phone.

CJ: “What? I didn’t go out tonight because you said you were coming over. Get out of bed and get your ass over here! And bring a bathing suit.”

She paused for about 5-10 seconds and I’m thinking shit, she’s either going to cry, hang up or say something snotty.

Instead,

HB: “God, that was so hot.”
She arrives and we hit the hot tub. Earlier I got a text from Sinn “sex in hot tub check.” I’m thinking that sounds like a good idea.

But, no go.

Instead we have a frame battle. She’s trying to get into gf/dating frame and I’m telling her I’m bad news, that I’m only good for sex.

I also start my “don’t like jealous/clingy girls” framing (which I should’ve started on the Day2).

I also do quick, intense make-outs and then push her away. This drives her crazy until she attacks me in the hot tub.

We get out of the hot tub and go back inside. I’m hungry so we hit Whataburger. While I’m eating I say, “Do you want some?”

She says, “Oh yes.”
CJ: “Ok, here’s some fries.”
HBCantTakeIt: “I wasn’t talking about the food.”

She suddenly starts making out again but I’ve only chewed the last chicken strip about ½ way. Clumps of partially chewed chicken end up in her gum. Haa. Romantic. Sexy.

She plays Scarface Game on the Playstation for awhile.

I throw on X-men 3.

I ignore X-men and start working on her. More LMR. But, my framing has taken hold.

HBCan’tTakeIt: “You want me to be bad for you?”
CJ: “Yes, bad girls are fucking sexy.”

Then, its just a matter of breaking through her remaining LMR through 2 minor freeze-outs.

I go down on her but she won’t let me take off her panties. No problem. I pretend like they’re not there.

Panties soon come off.

And, the rest is history.

She said that’s the first time she’s had sex in a year. She’s called “HBCan’tTakeItAnyMore” because while I was fucking her like Peter North from behind she was screaming “I – just – can’t – take – it – any – more” in cadence with my strokes.

~ Captain Jack ~

 

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