I have a new routine which I’ll post soon. It has been tested at least 15 times with 14 out of 15 positive results so I’m cool to share it.

Basically, if she intros herself I say, “Oh, I have to warn you…I’m REALLY bad at names.”

She’ll usually say something that will allow me to say, “My ex was an exotic dancer and she used to change stage names as much as she’d change her underwear…and…well…you know how when you get someone’s name wrong but it just sticks in your head? Well, her stage name from the first time I met her stuck in my head and I couldn’t get it out. Well, 3 months later we were fucking and I lost control and screamed out her stage name. But, she had FORGOTTEN that was her old stage name! It took me HOURS to calm her down. So, I’m just apologizing in advance….”

Then, I have another about a time when I went to the hookah bar and my ex-girlfriend, a dancer, was EXTREMELY jealous and she started playing with my phone. Well, I thought she was just looking at the pics we took earlier but later that night I looked in my phone and she had DELETED every female number in my phone. Even my sister, mom and grandmom’s numbers! Psycho! And, my friends were like, “Dude! Where do you find these girls?” Honestly, I don’t know…It’s a mystery to me.”

JimSmith, to answer question #2: I use something I call “Subtle Qualification” now which means I listen for her to qualify herself and then bait her into telling me more. BUT, if I need to use Explicit Qualification then I do like the “Beauty is Common” line because I talk about travel a lot in my sarges so it fits with the overall tapestry of my Game.

~ Captain Jack ~

A few questions, get to them when you have time, awesome SNL advice by the way!

1)Do you say shes an ‘exotic’ dancer or just ‘dancer’? Also could u hint at how you weave into telling stories about your sexy ex gf dancer so early? i mean i know how to indirectly bring it up, but its harder when its RIGHT away in the first few minutes like you do.

2) Also whats your favorite qualifying line? Beauty is common?

3)It looks like you go into strwberry fields asap when you get mini isolation, so u spend minimal time in attraction and escalate immediately correct?

-JimSmith

I also like [framing] things early

Before I cue up my first story that contains a few sexual references

60: Wait a second…you’re not one of those “ewww sex” types are you ?

HB: Nooo !

Once that [frame] is set the door is wide open

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